COUTTS Bank - how much to be a customer?

Brian1966

LusciousLuce wrote: »

It is 1am, but why not? Think I'll have 1 more margarita before bed

BTW I'm new here too & everyone seems really friendly (ahem Brian) - no need for fighting & arguing

I can't help being a sex crazed lunatic...
Her's one for you..a little question...
Explain the difference between LIGHT and HARD...

Answer..it's easier to go to sleep with a light on:rotfl:

never-in-doubt

LusciousLuce wrote: »

It is 1am, but why not? Think I'll have 1 more margarita before bed

BTW I'm new here too & everyone seems really friendly (ahem Brian) - no need for fighting & arguing

ahh Brian only came to stick up for me lol - we've gotta stick together cos lots of different 'groups' on here as you'll find out! You're either one of us or them! hahahaha

Brian1966

Ah well..time for bed....come on LusciousLuce..I'm cold

never-in-doubt

Brian1966 wrote: »

Ah well..time for bed....come on LusciousLuce..I'm cold

On that note matey - nitey night! :rotfl:

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

never-in-doubt

The Head of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"

Brian1966

never-in-doubt wrote: »

On that note matey - nitey night! :rotfl:

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

So you knew my parents then? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Bye for now you nasty immature bank destroyer you

LusciousLuce

Brian1966 wrote: »

I can't help being a sex crazed lunatic...
Her's one for you..a little question...
Explain the difference between LIGHT and HARD...

Answer..it's easier to go to sleep with a light on:rotfl:

Aww Brian - just take your Simply Be catalogue to bed with you - I'm sure the lingerie section will help relieve you of any hard problems you might have :rotfl:

never-in-doubt

Brian1966 wrote: »

So you knew my parents then? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Bye for now you nasty immature bank destroyer you

haha - sorry mate

Look - we got 'trouble' on sub prime LOL :beer:

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?p=22386729#post22386729

Brian1966

LusciousLuce wrote: »

Aww Brian - just take your Simply Be catalogue to bed with you - I'm sure the lingerie section will help relieve you of any hard problems you might have :rotfl:

Not QUITE the same..very hard to SNIFF and LICK a picture :rotfl:
Sorry babe
Off to bed now...dreaming of something :eek:

never-in-doubt

Brian1966 wrote: »

Not QUITE the same..very hard to SNIFF and LICK a picture

eeeeeeew

**shouts** BRIAN! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: