COUTTS Bank - how much to be a customer?

never-in-doubt

Brian1966 wrote: »

I'm 14 and 3/4 so am I allowed to write ROFLMAO :rotfl:

but are you a rich dyslexic without an accountant mate? :rotfl::rotfl:

03scrompton

Brian1966 wrote: »

I'm 14 and 3/4 so am I allowed to write ROFLMAO :rotfl:

Yeah I suppose you can mate! I think that you have got more maturity than this other guy to be honest.

never-in-doubt

03scrompton wrote: »

No wait! That was harsh to 10 year olds. All 10 year olds are far more mature than you! I love the fact that you do not have a decent mature resopnse to what I just wrote so all you write is "LOL" like a silly little school kid! Oh well. Your loss. Not mine! At least I know have an IQ bigger than my shoe size to get me through this life. Where do you work? McDonald? Do you have a "McJob"? Do you get kicks out of spitting in the Mayonnaise? Now response are you going to come up with next?... ROFLCOPTER or quite possibly the good old LMAO? Who knows?! Someone with your intelligence could write practically anything.

Have you actually seen what you're doing? all you've done is rant and rave for two posts being totally insulting and all i done was used two words to provoke that reaction from you. I think therefore, you'll find that I am the mature clever one and you my child, are exactly that!

On that note, goodbye - you are the richest self employed businessman without an accountant and I salute you Sir...

never-in-doubt

03scrompton wrote: »

Yeah I suppose you can mate! I think that you have got more maturity than this other guy to be honest.

Brian have you told him you're not his mate, mate? lol :j

03scrompton

never-in-doubt wrote: »

but are you a rich dyslexic without an accountant mate? :rotfl::rotfl:

Yes I am. I hate being labelled as "rich". Sounds stupid but it kind of feels like you're being elevated to a stupid status. All men are equal. The only reason I was interested in Coutts was because a friend suggested them to me. That is all & I was just interested in seeing one of their statements thats all. Do you think that it is entertaining that I am dyslexic? I would just like to know.

Brian1966

And please..Mr Dippy designer with huge income and no accountant....do'nt try to slag me off as immature etc..
Whilst you were trying to copy bank statements in Primary school I was in Northern Ireland..doing a service for my country.. Worrying about a bullet in the head or a bomb going off...17 years of age doing a MANS job...long time ago now..but trust me my friend..start a WAR and you will go down.
Stop the insults,,, cut the wise crack remarks...under 20 posts and very unpopular,,this is a friendly forum by and large..accept criticism and move on, don't slag off respected members who give GENUINE advice on various points...not just a silly fantasy regarding PRIVATE banking :T

never-in-doubt

03scrompton wrote: »

Yes I am. I hate being labelled as "rich". Sounds stupid but it kind of feels like you're being elevated to a stupid status. All men are equal. The only reason I was interested in Coutts was because a friend suggested them to me. That is all & I was just interested in seeing one of their statements thats all. Do you think that it is entertaining that I am dyslexic? I would just like to know.

actually no I don;t think it;s funny but come on, be serious for a minute and read some of your posts - that must even to you look like we're being wound up?

Why didn't you just tell us at the beginning what you wanted instead of hiding things - it just makes people think you;re out to waste time. We will help if you;re serious - so you are half to blame in all this.....

just draw a line under it and chill out, coutts aint that great tbh and if you can afford it then look at other choices. 1st direct is free = and better than coutts probably! they are rated one of the best banks for a reason

03scrompton

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Have you actually seen what you're doing? all you've done is rant and rave for two posts being totally insulting and all i done was used two words to provoke that reaction from you. I think therefore, you'll find that I am the mature clever one and you my child, are exactly that!

On that note, goodbye - you are the richest self employed businessman without an accountant and I salute you Sir...

On the contrary my friend. I have remained perfectly calm. I may have been "slightly" sarcastic on my behalf. Please do not call me "your child". Trust me it sounds slightly strange & extremely patronising my granddad. Please do not take the micky out of the fact that I am dyslexic. 8 out of 10 people suffer from dyslexia. I am the one person who has not had to use swear words in my arguments. So on that note (my obviously more mature ELDER I say goodbye; oh and... LOL.)

Brian1966

03scrompton wrote: »

Yes I am. I hate being labelled as "rich". Sounds stupid but it kind of feels like you're being elevated to a stupid status. All men are equal. The only reason I was interested in Coutts was because a friend suggested them to me. That is all & I was just interested in seeing one of their statements thats all. Do you think that it is entertaining that I am dyslexic? I would just like to know.

Nobody would find it funny if you are dyslexic..
The main point is..DO NOT be confrontational if you require advice or help

never-in-doubt

03scrompton wrote: »

On the contrary my friend. I have remained perfectly calm. I may have been "slightly" sarcastic on my behalf. Please do not call me "your child". Trust me it sounds slightly strange & extremely patronising my granddad. Please do not take the micky out of the fact that I am dyslexic. 8 out of 10 people suffer from dyslexia. I am the one person who has not had to use swear words in my arguments. So on that note (my obviously more mature ELDER I say goodbye; oh and... LOL.)

Ok my child.....