Icesave Veterans Association continued

Alfresco_2

amistupid wrote: »

NGM never gave a sh*t!

You just love to fox me don't you !!:T que?

amistupid

Mel I'll like my last faux pas


Went for an interview as a carer for youngsters who had severe learning disabilities.

Question: "What if you had to intimately wash an 18 year old boy?"

Reply: "Tricky one that, difficult to put your finger on"

Cringe to the power of ten.

Alfresco_2

Am gonna let you back to the drinking action (by the way what are the topless barmaids like tonight?), that was just our....

Alfresco_2

...:rotfl: :T BTW, you mean Mel'll ?

amistupid

Alfresco wrote: »

...:rotfl: :T BTW, you mean Mel'll ?

Last night I let you get away with.............hugh ..............and .......liason! :mad:

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Last night I let you get away with.............hugh ..............and .......liason! :mad:

In fact I think it's teacher's pet's drop in standards that's frightened away Miss. :rotfl:

amistupid

Alfresco wrote: »

(by the way what are the topless barmaids like tonight?),

One's just leant across the bar and told me she had heartburn.
I said,"Don't be daft lass your boob's in the ash tray."

The old one's are the best.

amistupid

Alfresco wrote: »

What a way to break your outside duck........... a pair of fags!

amistupid

As total darkness covers Durham, petals begin to open and carbohydrates are turned into the sweetest sugars.

amistupid

Hannah your snap is in your bait box, bottom shelf of the fridge.