Icesave Veterans Association continued

amistupid

A real clever beggar I worked with went for his promotion interview:

"Constable why do you want to be a Sergeant?"

"First step to being an Inspector", was his smug reply.

Got the job. Talk the talk, that's the secret.

Put half of the big bosses in the the managers office of Allied Carpets and they'd not have known they'd changed jobs.

No offence to Allied Carpet managers.

Implicateorder

Alfresco wrote: »

Join date 23 feb - each way bet that it's Ozzy?

Errrr, each way bet that it isn't....??

(Else I'll be at Mel's pieshop for the "humble" variety again...:D)

amistupid

The worst thing that can happen is if you start flapping and answering the the question before last!

Like so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8ZnQ95cKk

Alfresco_2

Implicateorder wrote: »

Errrr, each way bet that it isn't....??

(Else I'll be at Mel's pieshop for the "humble" variety again...:D)

Unlike my father (whose bad luck was that he was lucky when he started) :eek: I have not got into the gee-gees....

amistupid

Alfresco wrote: »

Unlike my father (whose bad luck was that he was lucky when he started) :eek: I have not got into the gee-gees....

You're our new detective king.

Implicateorder

Alfresco wrote: »

Unlike my father (whose bad luck was that he was lucky when he started) :eek: I have not got into the gee-gees....

Nope, me neither. I wonder if you can place an each-way bet on a two-horse race?

But just to see how safe my bet might be, I looked at one or two of AB's posts and she says the following:

"Female alien, North East."

:eek::eek::eek:. Will have to sneak over to the arms to say "hello" and to check that she isn't me....;):D:D (bet to win on that one!)

Poor AB, she will probably never post here now............:o

amistupid

Sorry post #554 should have been for the Arms, men mulitasking.

amistupid

Implicateorder wrote: »

"Female alien, North East."

:eek::eek::eek:. Will have to sneak over to the arms to say "hello" and to check that she isn't me....;):D:D (bet to win on that one!)

Poor AB, she will probably never post here now............:o

Used the term "I do not exist ignore me." is that common.

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

p.s. Adey, looking at Alf's post recently I am sure he's not getting enough..........:D

Alf can never get enough.

Alfresco_2

amistupid wrote: »

Alf can never get enough.

Can any man, unless he's Larry Grayson...?