The revenge of the stripey socks - a DFW adventure

hampsterpoo

fayjmck wrote: »

Just thinking those big pants - and because I like purple - do you think that its essential that the tips are only £20 notes???

Spluttered coffee all over this computer earlier.

I'm guessing your pants will be stripey , will you be keeping the socks on ?:rotfl:

you could get to like red , like that shade on a £50 note :rolleyes:

Piquant_2

fayjmck wrote: »

Just thinking those big pants - and because I like purple - do you think that its essential that the tips are only £20 notes???

Spluttered coffee all over this computer earlier.

Of course you can, I think hamster's right they should be stripey as well and socks too. Comfort, for us, is the name of the game. Discomfort for the clientele, so they can pay and leave.

Coins will uncomfortable rattling round in big pants, so I think, in the name of comfort only notes. I suppose, if you're insistent about taking coinage, you could wear a small money belt, bit like a market trader....not sure how classy that is going to make our anti lap dancing emporium...

Pippilongstocking

Coins - so last year - unless you keep them in your socks? - bit clattery though.

I think the OH's should make sure only notes make it through to the big pant arena - coins can be kept save in piggie banks in the vestibule

Piquant_2

fayjmck wrote: »

Coins - so last year - unless you keep them in your socks? - bit clattery though.

I think the OH's should make sure only notes make it through to the big pant arena - coins can be kept save in piggie banks in the vestibule

Oh yes, the tips for hanging up their coats! that can go in the piggy banks! Hamster can do that :rolleyes:

I've not tried coins in my socks....might go for the over the knee socks, save on the hair removal....

Kittikins

I'm supposed to be on a sensible conference call but am laughing my stripy socks off (blue, yellow and green today)

Pippilongstocking

Piquant wrote: »

Oh yes, the tips for hanging up their coats! that can go in the piggy banks! Hamster can do that :rolleyes:

I've not tried coins in my socks....might go for the over the knee socks, save on the hair removal....

If these socks are combined with bloomers - probably no need for any hair removal - but thats probably a bit silly.

Now have visions of ladies in bathing suits (old style stripey ones) taking gentlemen into thier 'bathing huts' for an anti-lapdance:rotfl:

As I am reviewing literature - this has cheered me up no end.

boredofbeingathome

fayjmck wrote: »

If these socks are combined with bloomers - probably no need for any hair removal - but thats probably a bit silly.

Now have visions of ladies in bathing suits (old style stripey ones) taking gentlemen into thier 'bathing huts' for an anti-lapdance:rotfl:

As I am reviewing literature - this has cheered me up no end.

It is an image I have had all day:rotfl: :rotfl: I definately think there is a niche market in this.:rotfl:

Pippilongstocking

Hi bob

I know I think I actually snorted in coffee at work - whoops!!

Hows life - about to stick my nose over other folks diaries.

Also *trying* to meal plan to be able to *plan* shopping while I am away at easter - no mean feat


OH car has failed MOT - and guess who's car he is now interested in borrrowing for the duration.

Lol - suddenly I am very useful - but its my wee car paid for by my own money and its just been insured and about to be taxed (rather meanly?!?) I don't know if I want to just hand over one of my assest into the mist.

Ramble over x

boredofbeingathome

fayjmck wrote: »

Hi bob

I know I think I actually snorted in coffee at work - whoops!!

Hows life - about to stick my nose over other folks diaries.

Also *trying* to meal plan to be able to *plan* shopping while I am away at easter - no mean feat


OH car has failed MOT - and guess who's car he is now interested in borrrowing for the duration.

Lol - suddenly I am very useful - but its my wee car paid for by my own money and its just been insured and about to be taxed (rather meanly?!?) I don't know if I want to just hand over one of my assest into the mist.

Ramble over x

I am ok, just ticking along at the moment and i can't say that any purposeful debt busting has been going on:o

Your OH has a similar regard for cars as Mr.B does. He had my last car off me when he lost his company car and went Self employed. Then he decided he needed a grand car, to match his status and traded my car in, which i had bought and paid for, taxed and mot'd for his car:mad:
So i went and bought a new one thinking my savings would pay it off and then Mr.B had another surprise for me:eek: sad story of my life in a nutshell:cool:

Anyway , long story short..make him get his car sorted..you have kids and stuff to look out for:D Don't be joining the saga of BOB:rotfl: :rotfl:

Uniscots97

Hi All, will try and catch up soon. Thanks for cheering me up with anti-lap dancing. I needed a giggle.