The revenge of the stripey socks - a DFW adventure

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fayjmck wrote: »

OK - not sure I actually want to confess this but - here goes:
[disclaimer - all the dead things currently and in the past that have been in my freezer ALL died of natural causes]

Non edible things in the freezer are currently:

Two tubs of lush frozen gel stuff
Bloodworms for the fish
Said Guinea pig's chum who died later and we have decided to bury in a nice pot here
A Puffin that someone gave us for a friend who is a naturalist artist - for her to draw - its beautiful not a mark on it - only issue is that it is dead
A jack snipe that I was given at work today to ID - its there until I can get it verified by a bird expert.

IN the past we have had:
Eagles - being invesigated incase it was killed illegally
Lamb milk
Cow special calf milk
Eagles poo - lots of it for a pal who was researching sea eagles on Mull
Puffins - see one below
Corncrakes - for ex ex ex's work
Gold crest - being kept until the kids came home from dads to show them it
Mostly for research things - don't most folk have various birds of prey


Isnt it the same in most households???We keep food in there too. Just not on the same shelf.

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Said Guinea pig's chum who died later and we have decided to bury in a nice pot here

A Puffin that someone gave us for a friend who is a naturalist artist - for her to draw - its beautiful not a mark on it - only issue is that it is dead

Eagles poo - lots of it for a pal who was researching sea eagles on Mull

Eagles - being invesigated incase it was killed illegally

omg :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:you need to post on the OS board

I've only got soup, bread and ice cream in my freezer, I am going out to gather road kill....

KTjazz

I haven't laughed so much with nobody else in the room in ages!

Thanks guys!

Ok, I REALLY need to go and write that letter now. You're all such a bad influence on me! (is it because I'm one of the young 'uns of the group?!)

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Lemon_Tree wrote: »

hi love the diary, not sure my piggies would like a visit to the freezer though. Going to have to subscribe as it's good to see something so light hearted yet determined if you know what i mean.

Hi Lemon Tree
Ace name - GPiggies very safe - we loved ours - xxx

Thanks for seeing the determined bit - its difficult amoung my calamatous sp? life to see it sometimes.

We three are a v happy bunch - living alternatively on an island etc has been a real lifestyle choice - but it comes at a bit of a financial penalty I think, although I wouldn't change it for the world.

I tried to live on the 'mainland' in a town and it just didn't work for us - we were use to being out in the sticks on a farm - unfortunately for me Daddy had the farm and the job and the house so we left it all - but slowly but surely our 'normal farmy-island-life' has resumed.

My new OH on the mainland has a nice job and we could have stayed there - but we wanted our 'island' stuff back.

He visits when he can but thinks we three are bonkers!!

Thanks for your kindness xx

See guys - I am lighthearted and determined - Lemon Tree said so..........:)

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KTjazz wrote: »

I haven't laughed so much with nobody else in the room in ages!

Thanks guys!

Ok, I REALLY need to go and write that letter now. You're all such a bad influence on me! (is it because I'm one of the young 'uns of the group?!)

What are you implying??? With age comes maturity and wisdom!

KTjazz

ok, how big is your freezer???

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KTjazz wrote: »

ok, how big is your freezer???

Huge, if it can take an eagle and it's poo!

KTjazz

less big if the poo is still inside said eagle...

MrsAudus2b

KTjazz wrote: »

I haven't laughed so much with nobody else in the room in ages!

Thanks guys!

Ok, I REALLY need to go and write that letter now. You're all such a bad influence on me! (is it because I'm one of the young 'uns of the group?!)

I'm with you Kt! The most exciting thing I have ever had in the freezer is vodka. Although I did once put a shoe in the fridge.

Note to self - stay on the right side of Fay!

xx

KTjazz

MrsAudus2b wrote: »

I'm with you Kt! The most exciting thing I have ever had in the freezer is vodka. Although I did once put a shoe in the fridge.

Note to self - stay on the right side of Fay!

xx

I once lost my keys and later found them in the fridge. Can you start going senile at 25??

MrsAudus2b

Anyone fancy puffin pie?
xx