tuna on plane

nooney

I flew with Ryanair last week and in my hand luggage I had
2 Pork Pies
a lump of cheese(stilton)
half a loaf
an onion
a tin of yeast
a pack of smoked bacon
4 tuna sandwiches
I was searched because it looked suspicious to them but they let me go! so can I suggest you take tuna sarnies

sorry I cant think of any fishy jokes

joho

Ha ha ha! Very funny thread!
Can't you buy sarnies on most planes these days?

Incapuppy wrote: »

Okayyyyy - so if it's for sarnies and the shops will be closed, won't you also need to take bread and butter?

And therefore a knife or fork which won't be allowed! Unless plastic, doh!

Incapuppy

joho wrote: »

Ha ha ha! Very funny thread!

And therefore a knife or fork which won't be allowed! Unless plastic, doh!

You can butter bread with a fork? I salute you!

photome

joho wrote: »

Ha ha ha! Very funny thread!
Can't you buy sarnies on most planes these days?

And therefore a knife or fork which won't be allowed! Unless plastic, doh!

Not forgetting the plastic tin opener

inspector_monkfish

Phoolgrrrl wrote: »

Right....that's alot of puns!

Can't buy food when I get there cuz shops will be closed. Can't make lunch to bring as will be leaving house at 4pm sunday and won't have fridge. Not eating till lunch time next day.
Since no fridge can't bring ham chesse, other sadwhich fillings.
Think I will try and bring tuna, it's in oil for thoses who asked, and see if I get it through. May bring crisps or banana as well as alternative fillings!

..living the dream girl, living the dream....


which flavour crisps u going for?

richardw

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

...which flavour crisps u going for?

Prawn cocktail perhaps.

Phoolgrrrl

I figured baps would be ok through security. Im just gonna take a banana 2 baps and a flapjack now.Maybe!
Can't do pot noodle cuz no kitchen, that's why I need a packed lunch.
BTW plan was to use a plastic spoon to spread the tuna out, didn't need butter cuz it's in oil.

shellsuit

Can't you just buy some food for your lunch??

inspector_monkfish

Phoolgrrrl wrote: »

I figured baps would be ok through security. Im just gonna take a banana 2 baps and a flapjack now.Maybe!
Can't do pot noodle cuz no kitchen, that's why I need a packed lunch.
BTW plan was to use a plastic spoon to spread the tuna out, didn't need butter cuz it's in oil.

Whatever you do, don't get your Baps out on a plane. You will definitely get arrested. Although the blokes on the plane may be quite happy !!

Boomdocker

Fresh fruit is usually a problem when entering some countries have you checked that out?