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MothballsWallet

yorksrabbit wrote: »

MothballsWallet:

Please kindly specify if it is a new half-pint you wish us to bring or a pre-owned one which may show some signs of wear (ex-display).

Also if you require 1st Class, 2nd Class or absolutely no delivery at all.

Thankyou:

Royal Dutch Shell plc

(a division of GLC Group International Inc)

Yeah, like Royal Dutch Shell would sell to GLC Group Dream on.

Oh, and it's a new half-pint of [Name removed by Forum Team] 's brains... He should have plenty what with them 15 GCSEs he's got...

MothballsWallet

hawkwinddotcom wrote: »

Didn't know that was illegal:rotfl:

B*****y's legal, s****y isn't.

And now you know! (Really must stop borrowing jokes from Linkara and the Nostalgia Critic!)

RCW

and he told me the police were on their way.

has an amazing ability to get in instant response from the cops, he must have one of these.....

JamesGilmour

JamesGilmour wrote: »

For reporting purposes (police, trading standards, HMRC, Microsoft, merchant card providers, the burglary squad, social services, benefit fraud hotline, Apple, Nokia, Blackberry etc etc etc) always include [Name removed by Forum Team] 's real home address. It is:

[Text removed by Forum Team]

Have a look at it with Google Earth; a real sh*thole.

wendy_ann1983

Anyone else seen this site
http://www.bitterwallet.com/vultures-circling-16-year-old-internet-cowboy-gary-cooper/7470

some great comments from various guys called Dan??

wendy_ann1983

Story in the Metro

Budding Alan Sugar sets up empire

Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Alan Sugar

Forget the next series of The Apprentice, Sir Alan Sugar need only sign mini-tycoon [Name removed by Forum Team] if he needs another budding entrepreneur.

For the 16-year-old has set up an electronics empire with a turnover of nearly £400,000 a year. He now employs four people on his web firm GC's PC.
'I don't talk about business life at school. I just mix in with the rest of my class,' said the A-level student, from Benfleet, Essex.

sporedude

This boy needs an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica. That would really p!ss him off.

marleyboy

yorksrabbit wrote: »

It has been! ! !

As there's far too much misreporting on this thread of the true facts, could you please kindly note for the record that:

1) All the newspapers who turned a non-story about some kid or other who was not living in Benfleet and not making much money at anything into a scurrilous tale of some kid or other who is living in Benfleet and is making a fortune thanks to his brilliant customer service have already been sued for deformation and will appear in The High Court soon (further details from [Name removed by Forum Team] and a part-time trained solicitor what is an independant);

2) The only newspaper which was good enough to correct that scurrilous tale of some kid or other living in Benfleet and making a fortune thanks to his brilliant customer service into a report about some kid or other whose customer service is so horrendous that he can't possibly be making a fortune is the Daily Mirror and [Name removed by Forum Team] has already forced it to issue an apology (further details from [Name removed by Forum Team] : only he has a copy because the Daily Mirror is not only too ashamed to make it public, it's also still baffled as to why it has had to say sorry for correcting an earlier story that has landed every other newspaper in The High Court);

3) [Name removed by Forum Team] does not live in Benfleet but in Basingstoke and as a Grammar School student could have gone to the one in Reading but didn't like their Terms & Conditions so instead travels hundreds of miles each week-day to and from, er, Southend as well as every Saturday when Southend FC is playing at home under his sponsored scoreboard (further details: Department of Education & Scoreboards);

4) [Name removed by Forum Team] 's Dad is David [Name removed by Forum Team] but this David [Name removed by Forum Team] is a gardener and has nothing whatsoever to do with the other David [Name removed by Forum Team] who is the sole director of GCsPcs Ltd (details: shorthand notes / tape transcript, pair of shame-faced Daily Mirror journalists);

5) Serena Thompson of Newcastle did indeed win a £650 Sony Vaio laptop from GCsPCs and may well turn up at the prize-giving after the June 30th closing date of the current GCsPCs Win A Laptop promotion (further details: ask [Name removed by Forum Team] , because Serena is actually quite shy and likes to keep out of the limelight);

6) Essex County Council's Trading Standards Department has indeed been closed down after it first read and approved every word and every line of GCsPCs Terms & Conditions and then had the cheek to tell the Daily Mirror that the T&Cs were actually as incomprehensible as they were unenforceable (further details: Chief Executive, Essex County Council, or that same Council's Human Resources section, because the Authority is desperate to recruit a completely new staff which will ensure that, at long last, the public has a Trading Standards Department it can depend on);

7) Note re (6): But a nice Nigerian lady is still in a senior position at Essex Trading Standards and liaising (professionally) with [Name removed by Forum Team] , as distinct from:

8) Two Nigerian crooks arrested in a UK city (a legal first) thanks to the heroic efforts of scambusters-r-us@gscpcs are now in prison for their despicable scam against [Name removed by Forum Team] and his company (though not against [Name removed by Forum Team] 's Dad and his, er, garden); further details from [EMAIL="patio-heaters-r-us@home-office.org"]patio-heaters-r-us@home-office.org[/EMAIL].;

9) GCsPCs is indeed but one part of GLC Group Ltd, one of the UK's fastest growing companies -- other brands may include something called Ferari and McDonald's in view of the amount of publicity they get from [Name removed by Forum Team] , but you'll need to check this with him);

10) Senior staff at Companies House are facing dismissal because of their continuing failure to ensure that Company No. 06541505 relates to GLC Group Ltd and not some minor outfit or other called GCsPCs whose sole director isn't a gardener (further details: Peter Mandelson, UK Business Secretary, Department of German Electric Motor Cars);

11) Companies House itself currently faces complete closure due to its epic incompetence in repeatedly losing important data, latest example of which is the statutory return for GCsPCs that really was filed well before the 17th of this month but which has vanished without trace (further details: The Samaritans);


12) A Nigerian-backed scam operation quite different to the earlier Nigerian scam operation and which involved the creation at a Basingstoke address of a completely phony GCsPCs website has been shut down by 1&1 who actually had no knowledge of nor any connection at all to either the real opr the fake GCsPCs and the nasty Nigerians but thought they'd better act anyway because [Name removed by Forum Team] asked them (further details: 1&1);

13) A number of new prisons are to be built by HM Government which will help cope with the expected influx of criminal elements justifiably punished under the terms of a GCsPCs "Fair Use" policy that is possibly about to be updated from this:

The trading name GC's PC's is part of GLC Group Ltd registered in England 6541505. The matter of names may not be discussed and anyone who challenges so, shall be banned from use of our services

to this:

Anyone discussing the trading name GC's PC's part of GLC Group Ltd shall be covered in Ferari exhaust fumes and locked up somewhere that isn't in Benfleet

I do hope this sets the record straight and gets everyone back in touch with reality.

:rolleyes:

Genius, send it to the Mirror, heck even I want it published :D:D:D truly poetic

dacouch

JamesGilmour wrote: »

Only in Benfleet

Where they treat their family like their tobacco...it's cheaper to roll your own

Atermis

sporedude wrote: »

This boy needs an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica. That would really p!ss him off.

This needs to happen.