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trisontana

ChrisCobra wrote: »

So now its threats he has stooped to as well as stealing ??

Well, he is an Essex Lad.

JamesGilmour

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Goodbye everybody - sleep tight and keep your windows closed. You wouldn't want anyone breaking in now would you.

So now its threats he has stooped to as well as stealing ??

What I want to know is where is Simon Dovaston of Essex Police in this; this is clearly a threat he must follow up on.

ChrisCobra

Creep through the window and you'll never see your fridge so empty!

JamesGilmour

I just had one of my visions: the year is 2011 and I can clearly see Master [Name removed by Forum Team] standing in front of me: I can't quite make out what I say, but his reply comes back clear and crisp: "Do you want fries with that?". Then my vision becomes blurred.

trisontana

The boy-wonder has never explained why he moved his whole operation from his home town of Southend to Basingstoke. Surely him having to make the 200 mile round-trip every time to oversee his business empire must cut into the time he devotes to his charity work and good causes. Also, as he too young to drive, how is he making this journey. Perhaps he has a chauffeur driven Ferrari.

yorksrabbit

Re #534:

It used to be necessary to buy a theatre ticket to see something like this. But even Waterhouse and Hall didn't manage lunacy on this scale in 'Billy Liar'.

No point in commenting on anything posted by [Name removed by Forum Team] : as a serial liar and serial fantasist, he shouldn't be in charge of market stall barrow, let alone the business affairs of a UK registered Limited Company.

I now have considerable sympathy not only for his 'customers' but the police and Essex Trading Standards, too (as well as HM Revenue & Customs in the matter of VAT registration) because having any kind of conversation with this child -- whoops, Chairman & Chief Executive Offiser -- is surely beyond the call of duty.

About the only thing that still intrigues is this peculiar obsession with Nigerians: first, [Name removed by Forum Team] and his 'employees' claimed to be responsible for the only known arrest of Nigerian scammers on UK soil, now it's Nigerians who have joined the ranks of Essex Trading Standards.

(But perhaps [Name removed by Forum Team] feels a certain empathy with Nigerian business practices.)

Re #546: the wheels of justice grind slowly, especially when dealing with a fantasist as surreal as this one.

JamesGilmour

I can explain his obsession with Nigerians: his mum ran off with one.

zax47

I've been following this thread, and the one at digitalspy, with increasing incredulity (and nearly hurt myself laughing, especially at his fantasist posts - Walter Mitty anyone?).

This kid really is a grade "A" fcukwit isn't he. Isn't it time that the Essex police sorted him out?

The Basingstoke address is just a maildrop/office facility -perhaps to try and put Essex TS and Police off the scent?

magic8ball

You are all such idiots. When I have my Ferrari I shall ensure your car is covered in exhaust fumes and I live the life.

Yay! Nice one [Name removed by Forum Team] !

It's great to see all the doubters haven't got you down!

Remember, the mark of a true entrepreneur is an unfailing belief that all that he does will be a success, despite all evidence to the contrary, or concerns about the legalities.

Ronnie Biggs didn't get where he is today by worrying about things like that.

Go Gazza!

:beer:

JamesGilmour

magic8ball wrote: »

Yay! Nice one [Name removed by Forum Team] !

It's great to see all the doubters haven't got you down!

Remember, the mark of a true entrepreneur is an unfailing belief that all that he does will be a success, despite all evidence to the contrary, or concerns about the legalities.

Ronnie Biggs didn't get where he is today by worrying about things like that.

Go Gazza!

:beer:

I don't think Dumbo knows who Ronnie Biggs is; you should have used "Jack Tweed", who has a similar IQ to dumbo and who is currently serving time at Her Majesty's pleasure.