Urgent-landlady Slinging Me Out Friday!

neas

was a good chuckle, wish the OP would close it out now lol

David_Aston

Presumably the op was using his LL's computer to post here. He did state that he was getting broadband included, I think. Silence on his part might just indicate that the result most of us would have expected, has happened!

haras_nosirrah

if you want an update look here. The landlady has posted as he is taking her to court

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?p=19781163&posted=1#post19781163

charliee_3

i used to live with someone like this... the landlord moved him in without consultation, he used my pots and pans and didnt wash them, he stole my kitchen roll and cut it up to use as his toilet paper, he would use the loo (number twos) and not flush it, he and his friends ate my food from the fridge, they played the same song over and over again at full volume (return of the mack- aaaagh).. held have parties and his friends would roam all over the house (including my room which was a loft conversion with no door, just stairs.)

i got my own back though.. i tipped out half his lemonade and replaced it with liquid laxitive and hid all the kitchen rolls and toilet rolls!!

naughty i know but made me feel better... luckily he had his own loo so i didnt have to see the mess... i was glad to move out of there....

perrinos

Oh this has to be THE funniest thread I have read ever. I dont get to log in every day so thanks to the last user who pushed it to the top. I haven't laughed so much in ages!!! Would love an update though!!:rotfl:

spirit

I don't think the landlady is rolling around laughing. the eejit who is the OP is supposedly taking her to court. what a crown & anchor he is.

David_Aston

I think that researching the link, helpfully provided by harras nosirrah, does show that both the Op and the alledged landlady may well be the same poster who has, to be fair, got us all hooked! Knowing it is probably a wind-up, does rather reduce it's entertainment value!

[Deleted User]

Wow.... This Is A Joke Surely? No One Who Is 29 Is That Stupid. I Suggest You Grow Up And Stop Typing Such Rubbish.

generaloneill

Free toilet paper, lolololol. 1 roll a day, hahahahaha.

Use the sink to wash the dishes.

Dear god get yourself a woman.

omg, 360 quid a month? What a rip off, staying with genderbenders and transvestites.

Running_Horse

generaloneill wrote: »

Dear god get yourself a woman.

Perhaps he needs to seduce the landlady. Might even get an extra toilet roll.