Aftermath chez Wol2 –moving forwards after the flood

Horace

Sorry about my posting about prostatey bits..just thought you could do with a laugh - I blame Numpty, he made me do it:eek::rotfl:

ZTD

Horace wrote: »

Sorry about my posting about prostatey bits..just thought you could do with a laugh - I blame Numpty, he made me do it:eek::rotfl:

I'd blame him as well. Especially since he isn't here. Always fatal....

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

Sorry about my posting about prostatey bits..just thought you could do with a laugh - I blame Numpty, he made me do it:eek::rotfl:

:eek: bloomin charming:p

ZTD wrote: »

I'd blame him as well. Especially since he isn't here. Always fatal....

Thanks mate:p

Wol2

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Did we ever set a date for another Yorkshire dandelion delivery?

Not yet Hun.

May is completely clear.......but need help to move guineas outside......

.....Bluebells are out now.

Rhododendrons and aaleas out mid/end of may.

So pick your dates...

Unfortunately Grommie over-indulged in the green stuff recently and ended up with a poorly tummy.....he's currently restricted to antibiotics, dried food and hay for the next week...Fleure is not impressed as it means she can't have green stuff either..in case Grommie pinches it....;)

xxx

Wol2

spud30 wrote: »

I need to save up a bit first hun, but i'll give you a shout

Yup...we can do "exercise weekends" (or weekdays ...joys of being self-employed :D) at Wol's.......PM me your dates

Better after May as will hopefully have a decent range of equipment installed...(in the lounge in front of the TV wiht stereo..... as the new garage/gym won;t have been built yet )...joys of being single w/out family..can do with my lounge what I likes....:beer:
Hugs Hun...Keep going as you is doing so well!!!

xxxx

Wol2

Gemmzie wrote: »

Nice to see you back Wol and congrats on the contents victory :T

Hi G

Thanks for the post. Glad to see you is doing OK...might be planning a little trip down our neck of the woods soon.....mid/late June time...let me know when you is free as i would love to meet up for girlie night/afternoon/whateverfloatsyour boat !!!


xxxx

Wol2

Horace wrote: »

I think your thyroid is in your bonce (don't quote me on that though because I can't remember), it regulates your body e.g. helps make you fat, thin, sleepy, wide awake etc. etc if it doesnt work properly you can get sooper fat and lethargic or you could get sooper thin:eek: Its a kind of wierd walnut sized gland thingy (oh sorry its the prostate that is a walnut sized thingy and men find that up their bums:eek: - women don't have one of them unless they are married to one fo course:rotfl:).

Love it Horace...and thank you so much for your concern. Yep..you've got it....thyroid is defunct...(but not a walnut ..:eek::eek:)....but doesn;t show up on normal tests (hence why took so long to sort out). Got diagnosis last year...but not serious in itself. Problem is I haven;t been taking my medication for the last year.....naughty Wol..as have other stuff (endocrine, more serious and hence "cascade" onto thyroid and why diagnosis has been a pain) which takes precedence.......

So....need to get focused again on health/gym/medication...which also means chucking in the booze....(can't take the medication if have any alcohol)......so unfortunately medication lost the last round to booze and trying taking time out to get all things back on course...

Thanx for the post flower and much appreciated :kisses3:...in non-lezzie way IYKWIM..;)

xxxx

Horace

It's ok if you fancy me Wol - I am very flattered but I am not that way inclined:rotfl: (joke).

We need to find something that you can drink that tastes like booze but isnt - have you tried Elderflower cordial with sparkling water? It tastes lovely and almost boozy but it isnt. You can do it hun along with the exercise - I don't bother with the gym, I walk a lot and when the opportunity arises I go and deliver leaflets and newsletters for the local conservatives - why can't letterboxes be at the same height? So I bend and stretch and its cheaper than going to the gym:D

I had a call from the Quality Assurance Manager at Bus Link today - very apologetic, mind you AWM were apologetic too. So me being me asked her why Bus Link employed this bloke when he has several failed companies to his name, all have been dissolved by Companies House for failure to submit accounts. She was horrified and assured me that he would never work for them again. She said that I had my head screwed on and would go far - needless to say I have her number as she may prove useful to know in the future:j

I am such a jammy devil that I have managed to get myself a quarter page ad in a new wedding magazine (being sold through supermarkets, WH Smith and McColls newsagents) - original price £250 plus VAT - Horace price £100 plus VAT plus I negotiated a further 10% discount on top if I paid in full within 10 days:j (I knew I would pay in full as I used my Amex card - a card that gives me cash back at the end of the year:j). I have also been invited to provide words for a feature that they are running on wedding planning and I am being considered as one of their experts too - they already have a planner giving advice and they may well swap us around:j:j Guess you could say that I am jammier than a jammy dodger:rotfl:

I shall let you know when I make my first million - I certainly wont be forgetting my MSE friends:D

Wol2

Horace wrote: »

It's ok if you fancy me Wol - I am very flattered but I am not that way inclined:rotfl: (joke).

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Rats.....looks like another potential marketing ploy hits the dust....

We need to find something that you can drink that tastes like booze but isnt - have you tried Elderflower cordial with sparkling water? It tastes lovely and almost boozy but it isnt.
Spooky..just started trying that (plus grape juice and gooseberry diluted with soda water)....thanx Hun...perspicaceous post means a lot! :cool:

You can do it hun along with the exercise - I don't bother with the gym, I walk a lot and when the opportunity arises I go and deliver leaflets and newsletters for the local conservatives - why can't letterboxes be at the same height? So I bend and stretch and its cheaper than going to the gym:D

I had a call from the Quality Assurance Manager at Bus Link today - very apologetic, mind you AWM were apologetic too. So me being me asked her why Bus Link employed this bloke when he has several failed companies to his name, all have been dissolved by Companies House for failure to submit accounts. She was horrified and assured me that he would never work for them again. She said that I had my head screwed on and would go far - Yayyyy......second that!! :j:j:j needless to say I have her number as she may prove useful to know in the future:j

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D;)


I am such a jammy devil (No really )....that I have managed to get myself a quarter page ad in a new wedding magazine (being sold through supermarkets, WH Smith and McColls newsagents) - original price £250 plus VAT - Horace price £100 plus VAT plus I negotiated a further 10% discount on top if I paid in full within 10 days:j (I knew I would pay in full as I used my Amex card - a card that gives me cash back at the end of the year:j).
Yay lady...you go Hun!!

I have also been invited to provide words for a feature that they are running on wedding planning and I am being considered as one of their experts too - they already have a planner giving advice and they may well swap us around:j:j Guess you could say that I am jammier than a jammy dodger:rotfl:

Who....moi.....:beer::beer::beer::j:j:j:D

I shall let you know when I make my first million - I certainly wont be forgetting my MSE friends:D

Ooooh I hope you do....and so do your nephews and nieces....

Hah....don't worry my dearest, absolutely stonkingly mindblowing, guinea-pig friend....we won't!!;)


Bless you Horace....thanks for posting...has really helped on a bit of a down day.....

A demain ma souer!!

xxx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Fleure is not impressed as it means she can't have green stuff either..in case Grommie pinches it....;)

xxx

She'll just have to be taken out for a hand feed then...special treatment for putting up with an old codger with "problems"...