A Payment a Day Part 2!

Silaqui

PAD of 92.48 today, can't believe how much I've done so far! Don;t think these big payments will last though, never mind eh!
xx

Hopeful1

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and finds an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number and the bear remover says he will be over in 30 minutes

The bear remover arrives and opens his van. The van contains a cage, a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull.

The home owner asks "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls to the ground, the pit bull is trained to bite his testicles and hang on. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him into the cage in the van."

The bear remover hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shot-gun for?" asks the homeowner.
He replies, "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

EDIT No animals were harmed when making this joke

LondonAndy

Hi all

Thanks to Greenbynature for picking up the random fact today, I love that one. Had such a busy week at work that just didn't have time yesterday or today to hunt for a snippet of useless info.

Have fixed my missing lost keys after two days of mates sofa so happy again! :j :j :j

Still at work, but legging it out of the door in a minute for beers!! :beer:

Well deserved!! Going to Wetherspoons not the wine bar in true MSE style....

PAD £2 to Egg.

Promise I will read all the posts and be more talkative tomorrow!!

gilly1964

Quick post from me as sick of the sight of computers :mad: work :mad:


£114.49 to CC

Speak soon
Gilly

Maisie_M

Hi all

£10 pad for me today

sorry has to be quick post as just about to go for a shower.

Twinkles08

Evening everyone,quick post for me as cream crackered,I've been helping my best friend move today and lets just say my bed is calling to me!My pad today is £10.30-nite nite x

Fag_ash_lil

Hello peeps ....

Hope that you are all ok ...

tomtombeanie - Ahhhhhhhhhh so it's a " girly " weekend then ? ...... Sounds like you will have a great time with lots of gossip to catch up on ....

mumofthreee+labrador - Sorry to hear that your car is still in the garage .... What a blo*dy pain for you .... Hope you manage to sell loads on Ebay to help you pay towards the costs .....

Beencounting - Go on ..... Check out the charity shops ! ....There's nothing like a lovely cheap bargain to cheer you up when you are feeling " down " ....

PigginSkint - Hope the heartburn is gone ....... That's one thing that i have never had ! .... Fantastic news that you have paid off just over £1000 since starting your PAD ....

clarissa_D - Glad that you are feeling alot happier money wise now that you have consolidated your debts ....

flying_fresian - Brilliant news that your overdraft is almost paid off ....

boysma - How was your paella ? .....Enjoy your vino ! ...... I haven't forgotten to ask my friend for some tips for your son .... she's on her hols at the moment ....

Hopeful1 , - Ok then ...... one more chance at leaving the morning drinkies ! ..... You seem to be very organized with your bills, I must " rejig " mine as well ....

jo41 - Excellent news that you are now under £200 on your Cap one ...... Oooooooooooh the coffees piccys'are back ! I don't suppose i could have a juice as well ? ..... i don't drink tea or coffee ! ....
dankosheemo - Hope all went well at the dentist ....

mumoftreemonkies83 - Glad that you are back online again .... At least now you can make a note of all your paswords etc, incase your hard drive conks out again ...

Flower08 - Hopefully your uni work will be done in time for you to join in our " sunday soiree !" .....

LondonAndy - Hope you are not too " hung over " from your drinkies after work last night ! ...

Here's my Good and Bad for today ....

The Good - Paid £35.42 to Virgin ....
Paid £6 off cc .....
Added £1 to my pot ....

The Bad - CHOCCY free day again today ! .....

No ramblings from me today as i am going to have a very lazy evening sprawled out on the settee watching telly with a lovely mega cheap bottle of plonk ! ...... No CHOCCY though :rolleyes: .....

Catch you all tomorrow ...

terri x( My total PAD today is £42.42 )

Flower08

Terri - i will definatly make time for our sunday night soiree!! Woudnt miss it for the world - unless i fall asleep!
Enjoy your wine
x

helnag

ooooh, this looks great...can I join, Capital One CC balance: £196.72. Just paid £3.98!! What a great idea...thanks.

kitty66

evening all

today's PAD payment is £1.00.

updating my signature now.