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  • Malc`
    Malc` Posts: 43 Forumite
    kick her up backside, i had to with mine, he was poorly with MAN FLU lol, oooh the excuses :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Man flu is serious business! :D
  • :rotfl:Dont the DWP frown on attacking customers lol, they spoil all the fun


    Hmmmm i shall have to pretend that bit is part of the routine...i'm sure i can get away with it. I know what its like in a job centre...a bit miserable...i'm sure a poke in the eye with a wand is worth it, for the entertainment value anyway.

    ;) <
    customer STILL smiling despite being poked in the eye. :rotfl:
    "You dont need a weather man to know which way the wind blows"
  • Malc` wrote: »
    Man flu is serious business! :D


    oooh no excuse, if ur alive and breathing then ya can write ur lovely friend a reference, OR THEY DIE lol
  • Hmmmm i shall have to pretend that bit is part of the routine...i'm sure i can get away with it. I know what its like in a job centre...a bit miserable...i'm sure a poke in the eye with a wand is worth it, for the entertainment value anyway.

    ;) <
    customer STILL smiling despite being poked in the eye. :rotfl:

    rofl dya think we shud have a designated poking device then, for those ppl who dont have pauls magic wand lol
  • i want one:rotfl::rotfl:maybe part of the training is how to poke people
  • I think maybe we should only allow certain 'approved' poking implements...don't want people to start getting any ideas....
    "You dont need a weather man to know which way the wind blows"
  • I think maybe we should only allow certain 'approved' poking implements...don't want people to start getting any ideas....

    ooooh errrrr missus, never thought of that :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • we could decorate them with glitter and sequins.really think we ned to get out more girls. lol:rotfl::rotfl:
  • maisette wrote: »
    we could decorate them with glitter and sequins.really think we ned to get out more girls. lol:rotfl::rotfl:


    out!!!!! out!!!!! where is out!!!! its been so long since i saw past my front door while waiting for this phone call i cant remember what out looks like lol
  • am scared to have a bloody wee!!!!!! oh when will this torture end:confused::confused::confused:
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