It's not rocket science, so why don't I get it?

haleygrey

Piquant wrote: »

Well done goochie, I'm thinking of making it my new career, I'm really good at it!

just make sure you always have a piece of paper with you and a harrassed look on your face, oh and glasses, even if you dont need them!:rotfl:

hampsterpoo

:rotfl: :T :rolleyes: glad to hear your doing b***er all :j :j :j :j :j :j :j


DD just got back from the gig :j :j .:p .......sorry cant remember if it was on here or what dfw threat or stripy sock thread I mentioned it ,
so im hijacking this for a post , :rolleyes: :j Im sure your punish me later ,



(please ),:rolleyes:



, but the guy I was in contact with about backstage passes was ill so never got back to me :cool: , hay ho . :j

:j as expected DD managed to get to meet said band AGAIN :j :j , get free item:j :j ,
get it signed ,:j :j :j

get on stage AGAIN :rolleyes:
get told to go off side of stage again to which she replied b**locks ( but in lady nice speak ) to that I paid to be at the front and jumped back at the front.:j :j :j :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :beer: :beer: :rotfl: :rotfl: :T


oh work last night :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: , sod all was happening so I suggested I go home early :j , to boss :eek: , to which he said your not really doing much at the moment , half day is it.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
to which I PROUDLY said well YOU CHANGED MY ROTA THIS WEEK to these shifts so Im making the most of it .........see ya tommorrrow at 3pm :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


piq
please dont punish me to much :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

put the whip down NOW:eek: ,,,seriously put it away :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: , thats NOT for me :eek: :eek: :eek: , Im a hamster:rotfl: :T XXXXXXX

Piquant_2

Hamster.....go and stand in the corner, NOW!! Not that corner, the one over there...


Wait, while I do some strutting around with a lot of tssking and carrying of clipboard and wearing of strict glasses...

I'm glad your DD is a chip off the old block and refuses to do as she is told, but I won't be punishing her:rotfl:

...I'll be back to deal with you later, ladies on the thread, what shall we do to hamster - No, Fay, we will not be putting him in the freezer, that's a little too permanent :rotfl:

Piquant_2

haleygrey wrote: »

just make sure you always have a piece of paper with you and a harrassed look on your face, oh and glasses, even if you dont need them!:rotfl:

Will adopt the clipboard :rotfl:and be officious. Today I've put a meeting in my diary that states I am at a review meeting. In fact I am meeting a friend for coffee, I will take my notebook and pen as stage props!

I have very strict looking tortoiseshell glasses for screen work, I shall wave them around importantly....

hampsterpoo

can I come out now miss ?

Piquant_2

hampsterpoo wrote: »

can I come out now miss ?

Nope, nobody's been around to help with a suitable punishment....

Pippilongstocking

Hmmmm thinking - if not allowed to put him in the freezer - hmmmmmmm

He needs an extra punishment for the over use of icons on a screen my poor eyes are very very sore and hurting now.

How about a thwack with the clipboard?

Piquant_2

daily update

Another loan payment has winged it's way out of my account, which is a good thing I suppose, not that I have owned up to the loan amount yet. Phase one has always been the credit cards. Tomorrow is livery payment day for the Captain, and always he expects me to pay for his room, food and board :rolleyes:

Done the meal plan for the week, have realised, with horror, that the payment to the Clubcard plus won't go through until Monday, so my very own store cupboard challenge will continue into next week :mad: Oh well, it'll mean some extra money at the end of the month to chuck at the card...

Have to go and buy some bio oil, that'll be a tenner or so, can't remember how much, but I have to have it. I always forget to budget for it :rolleyes:

Been invited to the Picasso art exhibition next week, free ticket, all I have to do is get there, should only cost about £10. I haven't been out for ages, so I'm going!

Pippilongstocking

When we collect bumble bees and moths for id (go on kill me for this one too) we put them in a tightly shut jar in the fridge until they calm down and are docile.

How about that?????


When they are nice and quiet and behaving they then come out for thorough inspection and identification.

As we already know he's a hamster I think just the fridge for a few hours - what do you think??

I also take photos too - but thats - optional??

Piquant_2

fayjmck wrote: »

Hmmmm thinking - if not allowed to put him in the freezer - hmmmmmmm

He needs an extra punishment for the over use of icons on a screen my poor eyes are very very sore and hurting now.

How about a thwack with the clipboard?

Good idea, he's been thinking about the riding crop, so the clipboard will surprise him!

Hamster.....