"This time next year, Rodney" Hypno's latest instalment

shaun40400

OliveOyl

Shaun :rotfl: :rotfl: I'm sure they're slipping you something extra in your medication

according to the national enquire THEY don't do it with drugs any more its done telepathicly over microwaves!! hence why you should always have your house lined with aluminium foil!! and ware a foil skull cap when outside!!
come on people this is basics :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Nargleblast

Then returned to t' ole in t' road for bread and dripping - with no bread and no dripping? Eeeh they was 'appy days!

""t' ole in t' road"" luxury we could only dream of ole in road
i remember ..seeing ole in road once we could only dream of luxury within as we returned to our septic tank and all 47 of us huddled under a news paper for wormth eating gravle for supper,,
ha ha ha baaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrking

Nargleblast

You had gravy????? With us it were hot water with a Bisto tin waved over it...

Could have done with a few noughts on the end of my lottery win but it's better than a smack in the face with a wet kipper...At least I was able to treat us to some French Fancies for tea...get the doilies and the best china out folks!

ZTD

shaun40400 wrote: »

OliveOyl
according to the national enquire THEY don't do it with drugs any more its done telepathicly over microwaves!! hence why you should always have your house lined with aluminium foil!! and ware a foil skull cap when outside!!
come on people this is basics :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Tin hats actually magnify the microwaves at the frequencies used by the Goverment. You're encouraged to wear them by a mouthpiece of the illuminati so they can control you better...

shaun40400

ztd

magnify the microwaves at the frequencies used by the Goverment.

good study case ZTD ,,but slightly out of date??
must add a foot note copper strips should be placed around the hat in a vertical pattern usually 4/5 strips is believed to be sufficient,
do not use the ones you can get from the garden centres!! as i have it on good advice that these are not really copper but aluminium disguised as copper
another dastardly trick orchestrated by them!!
baaaaaarrrrrrrrrrking!!!

hypno06

I don't possess a tin hat, copper strips, or anything purporting to be so......maybe that is where I have been going wrong all my life

shaun40400

maybe that is where I have been going wrong all my life

hypno06

hypno06 wrote: »

So, aims for the weekend:

• do 3 dooyoo reviews - 2 done so far
• [STRIKE]go for a run[/STRIKE] ran on Saturday.....nothing on Sunday
• [STRIKE]tidy my lounge to within an inch of its life[/STRIKE] it certainly looks a whole lot more presentable!!
• brainstorm money stuff - well, have been thinking a lot!
• sort through filing cabinet
• [STRIKE]re-read the matched betting stuff[/STRIKE] done, and have done two qualifiers, and got £25 quidco too - just waiting for freebies to be credited!

Update towards the end of the weekend. Also went to Tesco and did a big shop - between last week and this week I have gone way over the shopping budget.......and herein lies my next challenge.....I have to stick to a budget or there will be NO chance of me being able to do without a student.

Nargleblast

Why don't you do an online shop, Hypno, that way you can stick to a budget. Also it cuts out the journey there, the awful inevitability of getting the only trolley that goes sideways and looking a total prat struggling with it, fighting your way through the aisles because the world and his mate have turned up at Tescos with you, humping the stuff on to the checkout, then back into the trolley, then out to the carpark to bung it in the car before travelling home on autopilot thinking of all the things you could have done if you hadn't gone shopping.... WHY DO WE TORTURE OURSELVES LIKE THIS???

hypno06

I used to do online shopping every week and it was very successful......like everything, it is just a case of being organised and getting into a proper routine.

At the moment, life is so hectic, that it is more a case of "oh heck we have got no......" and it is stuff we need now rather than wait just a day or so to have online delivered.

I even got as far, this morning, as looking at the available delivery slots for tomorrow evening.........before I realised that we needed to eat between now and then, so I would have to go to the shop anyway.

When I get back from holiday - I will make it my next mission......after all, I have succeeded with the chocolate, I can certainly have a good crack at the shopping bills!

shaun40400

a very very early good morning
been up since 4.20am certain person decided the clocks went the other way and got up at 3am!! oh bounced him for an hr,,,and gave up ..
he decided we!! would get up,hes had his 1st bottle and ive had my 1st coffee,,
now were watching tele sales:eek::eek: