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amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

It was an end of pager.......................:o

Thanked you twice now an end of the pager swindle. :mad:

Iced_Off

I'm just trying to find a "3 wishes" joke I was sent a couple of months ago.....

amistupid

Iced_Off wrote: »

I've always though one would do.............

For as many wishes as I'd like. :rotfl:

Typical women never satisfied..................;)

Iced_Off

It's a bit long-winded to I'll summarise....(I think it was a golfing joke originally!)

A woman was offered three wishes - but whatever she wished for her husband would receive ten-fold.

Her first wish was to be the most beautiful woman in the world...making her husband ten times more handsome.

Her second wish was to be the wealthiest woman in the world...making her husband ten times more wealthy.

Her third wish was for a mild heart attack.

The moral of the story is..........

Don't mess with women, we can be devious..........

suesie999

As per my new avatar ( that non of you peeps have commented on so can only assume you are none to observant or dont like it!! .......answers on a postcard please)....am off out to the golf club..not to play you understand, but got a meeting in my new capacity..which I could do without as very busy, however I trust you will hold the fort





whilst I am out..............................:D

Iced_Off

Sorry Sue - I did notice your new avatar, honest! Very nice.

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

As per my new avatar ( that non of you peeps have commented on so can only assume you are none to observant or dont like it!! .......answers on a postcard please).:D

If the naked shower scene has been scrapped I suppose it'll have to. :rolleyes:

DoubleEntendre

3 wishes - endless lurve, endless money and the invention of teleportation ! (or at least improve the A40)

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

Reminds me of when my lads were kids. You didn't half know about it if your sat on a piece of lego or trod on one in your bare feet. :eek:

amistupid

Olivia's daughter must have brought back loads of washing. I wonder if there's any of Eton boyfriend's silk boxers in there, marked with the family coat of arms.