Icesave Veterans Association

DoubleEntendre

amistupid wrote: »

I once knew a very friendly sort that liked shopping for nookie.

Happy memories.

spill the beans (but mop up Tescos afterwards)

ozzylad

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

She may be more insulted by the tweed jacket and skirt !:rotfl:

I tried a more flattering version but the picture failed. Sorry Suesie.:o

Is this preferable?

suesie999

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

She may be more insulted by the tweed jacket and skirt !:rotfl:

amistupid

Iced_Off wrote: »

There was I blaming those poor wee innocent cats! Obvious really.:T

3 wishes Mel?

suesie999

ozzylad wrote: »

I tried a more flattering version but the picture failes. Sorry Suesie.:o

Is this preferable?
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-18973844.jpg?size=67&uid={CF99FB3F-40BD-4DE4-8A15-4513EBA7BD9F}

Indeed! definitley more moi!!:D

:rotfl::rotfl:

Iced_Off

ozzylad wrote: »

I tried a more flattering version but the picture failes. Sorry Suesie.:o

Is this preferable?
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-18973844.jpg?size=67&uid={CF99FB3F-40BD-4DE4-8A15-4513EBA7BD9F}

Can't make the link work Is it me?
Aha, thanks Sue....

suesie999

suesie999 wrote: »

It was an end of pager.......................:o

amistupid

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

Iced_Off

amistupid wrote: »

3 wishes Mel?

I've always though one would do.............

For as many wishes as I'd like. :rotfl:

DoubleEntendre

Iced_Off wrote: »

Can't make the link work Is it me?
Aha, thanks Sue....

Mel, some links don't quite work, do they? Oooh la la, madame matron.....