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Iced_Off

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

Mel, what was the "huge crashing noise" from downstairs and did you enjoy who or what you found ?

Not Heston after all. Nor a burglar...:eek: The mysterious case of a broken vase, but not a cat in sight. Very curious..:rotfl:

DoubleEntendre

Iced_Off wrote: »

Not Heston after all. Nor a burglar...:eek: The mysterious case of a broken vase, but not a cat in sight. Very curious..:rotfl:

Clearly someone was causing the "earth to move"

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

I've got a terrible urge for something fat, greasy and spicy. Sods law she's at the flicks.

Only joking doesn't start until 3pm she'll still be shopping.

DoubleEntendre

Zut alors! Choice of nookie or shopping and what do les femmes choose !

Iced_Off

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

Clearly someone was causing the "earth to move"

Someone (or something) was causing the amaryllis to move that's for sure!

Iced_Off

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

Zut alors! Choice of nookie or shopping and what do les femmes choose !

Ooooooh....tough one that..:rotfl:

DoubleEntendre

...or (put another way): choice of nookie or cookies.

Iced_Off

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

...or (put another way): choice of nookie or cookies.

I take it you'll be shopping then? :rolleyes:

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Only joking doesn't start until 3pm she'll still be shopping.

Only joking I meant a donner kebab. I know they're made from the most disgusting ingredients and are bad for you but I still love 'em.

suesie999

DoubleEntendre wrote: »

Going to use the time to do something useful like DIY jobs ? :rotfl:

(actually I prefer to do DIY when the wife is away, otherwise she watches and criticizes! better that she comes home to a mess than watch it develop)

Tissues!!:D