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  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    I can remember visiting the reaper bahn (a red light district of Hamburg). I asked a very attractive and scantily glad lady for the time. She only gave me 10 minutes for fifty Deutsche mark. Mind you on reflection that was more time than I needed. :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
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    It was a memorable event. All us single lads who lived in barracks had saved up months for the erotic bus trip. The night before we'd all got drunk. Someone went through all our rooms, searched all our possessions and stole most of our savings. Rather than call the trip off our adjutant came in at the crack of dawn and subbed us all some money. About 6 weeks later one of the lads who'd gone AWOL sent a post card from South Africa to the RSM. In it he admitted stealing our dosh but apologised saying it was the only way he could think of getting out and that he had joined the security forces over there.

    Often wonder what the sh*t is doing now. :D

    Hopefully crocodile fodder. ;)
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
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    Has st visited today?
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • st
    st Posts: 3,461 Forumite
    amistupid wrote: »
    Has st visited today?

    not feeling so good today -docs monday 09.00 so just a quick one.

    hamburg rest city we( all sales staff and secrtaries and company owner) had a long weekend in Ham-left home 07.00 train boss brought crate wine and beer and 5 hour train up to Ham--we all went down the reaper bahn including our secs -they all had hot tea/coffee thrown at them and us as females not allowed.:rotfl: but great fun--then Sat night was with my 50 year old dutch colleague in a bar-the rest had all gone to that very german traverstie show( transvestites which gernams enjoy such shows) we not:eek:
    in a bar-and was accosted by 2 pros -one about 55 took her bits out to show my colleague -who wanted no of it ! and i went to the bar another lady quite nice blond stuck her hand down my trousers to feel:D needless to say I enjoyed my beer that night ;)
  • st
    st Posts: 3,461 Forumite
    oql61 wrote: »
    I've just been watching Louis Theroux in Jo'burg (recorded); watched him in Philadelphia last week. Made shocking viewing, I can tell you. Actually makes me feel fantastically relieved that we live in a country like this, even with all its problems. Kind of puts things in perspective.

    Happy New Year to you all. Keep up the funny jokes, anecdotes, pictures, smut, rantings. It's all good!

    i used to spend a lot of time in south africa on biz and yes you are right specifically joburg -last year my old collegue and his wife(german) lived there for years were brokw into sat night -she was tied up they shot the dogs and shot killed her husband next to her -they were not found until thre tuesday when the office could not contact them!
    when i used to travel around colleague always a had loaded gun ready in the glove box-so yes we are not that bad yet
  • st
    st Posts: 3,461 Forumite
    this person is german traverstie superstar:eek: :eek: :eek:

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  • st
    st Posts: 3,461 Forumite
    and some more hamburg tv shows

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  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
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    st wrote: »
    and i went to the bar another lady quite nice blond stuck her hand down my trousers to feel:D needless to say I enjoyed my beer that night ;)

    Hand pulled can't beat it. ;);) :rotfl:

    Ale I mean :rolleyes:
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
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    Sorry you're not well mate. They say laughter is the best medicine and you have me in stitches with some of your tales. Thanks :D
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
  • amistupid
    amistupid Posts: 55,997 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic I've been Money Tipped!
    st wrote: »
    this person is german traverstie superstar:eek: :eek: :eek:

    Amanda1.jpg

    You'd need to be ballsy to dress like that. :D
    Guess he based his image on

    jessica-rabbit-real.jpg

    A real life Jessica Rabbit
    In memory of Chris Hyde #867
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