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amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

Hi, no it's Paula Creamer, but you were close!! Any help you can give is much appreciated! :T

As tasty as a Custard Creamer I'd say!

suesie999

amistupid wrote: »

As tasty as a custard creamer I'd say!

well shes not too unlike me, hence the pic....;)

harrowing_3

suesie999 wrote: »

harrowing wrote: »

ooops too much ballet today effecting my brain, for some reason thought you said NOT Paula Creamer, soz!


can jusy see you in an tutu..............

excellent! :rotfl: good looking guy too, so you got it spot on!

amistupid

short_of_a_shilling! wrote: »

Me too pretty please. :T

Warmest welcome eleven pence. (The old ones will get the pun)
I'll stick you on the list.

tuggy12

suesie999 wrote: »

ok guys, I need some assistance....

A Deceitful Golfing Wife

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed, and everything was fine until they got to the seventeenth tee.
As the husband was starting his back swing, his wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me your news. Since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also: 32 years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."
The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit. He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul... and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees."

suesie999

tuggy12 wrote: »

A Deceitful Golfing Wife

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed, and everything was fine until they got to the seventeenth tee.
As the husband was starting his back swing, his wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me your news. Since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also: 32 years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."
The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit. He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul... and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees."

bloody brilliant!! Thanks!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :T

amistupid

tuggy12 wrote: »

A Deceitful Golfing Wife

Absolutely brill. :T :T :T :T :T :T :T :T

harrowing_3

...so far, so good - you have a brilliant and a bloody brilliant to work with.

I sense amistupid winding himself up for a stupendous, though !

harrowing_3

Come on amistupid, "Ode to Cheadle Golf Course", Susie will remind you of her website for inspiration !

By the way Susie, it's OBLIGATORY to plug your golf sports business about 10 times in the speech....

casabiosca

Nomad25 wrote: »

Are we allowed to give names of financial instutions and rates on here?

There are a couple of semi decent payers 6.46% and 6% variable where you can stick a lump sum with easy access.

Sure - juat name them!