hanging my head in shame

worried_jim

k2tog wrote: »

If I had it, I'd pay 10k for the foot massage - definitely the way to my
Glad to see you are sounding more perky Jim and lovely to see so many newbies getting positive stuff from your confessional - perhaps you should rename your diary?
I've read your thread Jim; I don't believe you are watching Sky news before bed

Ha Ha, Yes those who have been here from the start will know the truth ! But once you've seen a 55 year old ex-stripper get a latex moulding of her nether regions sometimes the headlines are sufficient in rounding off your evening. I haven't even started the confessional yet unless seeing a 55 year old ex-stripper get a latex moulding of her nether regions counts as a starting point. See, I have so much to be sorry for .

hampsterpoo

worried_jim wrote: »

Ha Ha, Yes those who have been here from the start will know the truth ! ............. I haven't even started the confessional yet unless seeing a 55 year old ex-stripper get a latex moulding of her nether regions QUOTE]

I live such a sheltered life....:rolleyes:
.....in comparison to such delights ....or not

so many questions,,,,,,better left un-asked

worried_jim

Had some absolute grief trying to fix the toilet today, I am no plumber but I thought I'd give it a go http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=1863519&highlight=

k2tog

worried_jim wrote: »

Ha Ha, Yes those who have been here from the start will know the truth ! But once you've seen a 55 year old ex-stripper get a latex moulding of her nether regions sometimes the headlines are sufficient in rounding off your evening. I haven't even started the confessional yet unless seeing a 55 year old ex-stripper get a latex moulding of her nether regions counts as a starting point. See, I have so much to be sorry for .

Hamster, Jim has become jaded by Sexcetera - and at such a young age...
Good for you fixing your loo Jim - I guess the headlines will be quite sufficient highlight after a day doing that :rotfl:

worried_jim

I have just seen the tribute to Henry Allingham on BBC2. Great programme and what a wonderful man, the public seemed to get a buzz just by being near him both young and old.
Sometimes it is possible to achieve greatness just by turning up.

worried_jim

k2tog wrote: »

Hamster, Jim has become jaded by Sexcetera - and at such a young age...
Good for you fixing your loo Jim - I guess the headlines will be quite sufficient highlight after a day doing that :rotfl:

Ah well its not just a fixed loo, I've updated my CV , sat in the Sun reading "an utterly impartial history of Britain" by John O'farrell (to the extent that my forehead is peeling) and polished off half a bottle of Gin. I am slurring my typing, but fortunatly I have spell check. It has now been raining solidly since 6pm and so far on my holiday there have been 3 days only with out rain. Part of me will be glad to go back to work on Monday (in the heatwave no doubt). I am bored of reading, I've seen everything in Blockbusters, I have seen everything on youtube and listened to everything on itunes.

k2tog

I missed that but saw some of the coverage of Harry Patch's funeral and interviews earlier. I couldn't believe how bright and sparky he was at 100yrs old - I missed that interview at the time too. I was very moved by what everyone had to say about him, especially the young soldiers.

k2tog

worried_jim wrote: »

Ah well its not just a fixed loo, I've updated my CV , sat in the Sun reading "an utterly impartial history of Britain" by John O'farrell (to the extent that my forehead is peeling) and polished off half a bottle of Gin. I am slurring my typing, but fortunatly I have spell check. It has now been raining solidly since 6pm and so far on my holiday there have been 3 days only with out rain. Part of me will be glad to go back to work on Monday (in the heatwave no doubt). I am bored of reading, I've seen everything in Blockbusters, I have seen everything on youtube and listened to everything on itunes.

Didn't have you down as a gin man Jim - you must be listening to some of your mellower tunes.
Know what you mean about the seen everything thing... I watch too much mock the week, reckon I've seen 'em all.

worried_jim

ah mock the week, the only programme I make a point of seeing without fail. I just love Frankie Boyle. For his top 5 funniest gags (warning strong adult humour) see-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2G_01T-CHI
I have started the day with a smile already !
Frankie Boyle's most legendary joke- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7CPqZO_IDU&feature=related
joke from hackney empire- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEeCvOMcLZY

worried_jim

Last day of Holiday and the Sun is shining. Out of the last 13 days it has rained on 10 of them. I am off to a BBQ today (only the second of the year-BBQ summer said the met office, absolute bollox says Jim).
Have already defrosted the freezer this morning, why I didn't do it 2 weeks ago. Just had a call from the co-op bank regarding my Smile account. I said that I was surprised they were calling since I was on an agreed repayment plan through Payplan to which they replied -"Yes, I am surprised that we have called you if that is the case" and lo and behold it was just a computer error for which they apologised and wished me a good day. Full credit to the polite man at co op collections in Manchester. I can remeber the days when these calls used to get my back up, now I am very polite and I usually find that they are equally, if not more so, polite in return as they realise they have a 5 minute call which will be easy for them and no hassle.
Why do I harbour a desire to be the Gaviscon fireman?