The (not so old) Crocks Cafe

zzzLazyDaisy

Hello Rosie and welcome! Come away from the door, its draughty there

*throws some logs on the fire*

Hope you don't mind your bacon crozzled? Its been under the grill since 10am

Just off to sign you into the member's book............

sharon59

Love to sign up to the club please!
Late arriving today -didnt think ld make it-fell over walking dog -hobbled home making very strange noises due to pain!Have aggrevated disc prolapse in back l think.
A strong cup tea and slice choccy cake will help take my mind off it though!!

lozzer90

Looks like im to late for coffee & cake, cafe seems closed. It looks nice inside think i'll pop in tomorrow morning.

zzzLazyDaisy

switches off the lights, puts out the rubbish, and throws a blanket over Lozzer, who appears to be asleep in the doorway........

lozzer90

Thanks for the blanket, i'll go home now & come back in the morning for a nice sausage sarnie

fenwoman

zzzLazyDaisy wrote: »

Hi Sam! Here is a GINORMOUS cream cake, on the house, seeing as you're our first customer! Good job its virtual .... no calories

Sorry its breezy... *switches patio heater on and gets Sam a nice warm tartan rug for her knees*

I'm afraid I cannot give this place any of my business as it is against my ethics to support any business which violates the environment by using patio heaters .

sleepymy

fenwoman wrote: »

I'm afraid I cannot give this place any of my business as it is against my ethics to support any business which violates the environment by using patio heaters .

It's ok dear, it's an internet patio heater, it runs on hot air :whistle:

wallzone

All the banter reminds me of the games that where out in the early 80's - there are 3 paths a green dragon guards path number 1, a red dragon guards path number 2 & a blue dragon guards path number 3 - what do you do?
Pick up your sword and start fighting any of the dragons.

Good evening everyone!
I've just been reading the posts and had to comment, name here is Kevin and I've got a multitude of problems ranging from ME/CFS, Epilepsy, Severe COPD, Nystagmus, etc etc.....
But just got to try and do what I can when I can - if I can.
Failing that I'll have a strong black tea please with no sugar, and get one yourself.
Kevin.

zzzLazyDaisy

Ok Kevin, just for you, I am opening the cafe for a night-time trial (and that's only because you have conditions that I've never heard of.......... and maybe a tad to do with the three vodka and red bull's I've just drunk....

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sparrer

Could you add me to the list please Daisy? Ta muchly

hi Kevin, good to meet another COPD sufferer, not that I'd wish it on anyone, if you see what I mean. Also have rheumatoid arthritis in both hands so typing can be a bit hit and miss at times :doh: , an insomniac and I'm a Friend of Bill W almost 4 years into recovery...one out of four wasn't self-inflicted!

I love sitting under patio heaters but they take my breath away so I'll move over and borrow the blanket if I may. Seems everyone's gone to sleep so I'll just help myself to an EG and leave the virtual pennies on the virtual counter . Will leave it all nice and clean for the morning and creep out quietly so I don't wake anyone :shhh: hope you're all dreaming sweet dreams...night night n God bless
Sparrer