The (not so old) Crocks Cafe

zzzLazyDaisy

*puts coins in the till and wipes down counter*

Cor you night-timers are a messy lot, aincha? :rolleyes:

altocumulus

if you ask nicely, I'll help wipe up....

lozzer90

Good morning,
can i have a sausage sarnie & a coffee please.
Thanks for the blanket last night Daisy it went abit chilly.

zzzLazyDaisy

Hi Lozzer, try not to drip all over the floor, there's a dear :rotfl:

*passes Alto the mop and bucket*

brown sauce with that sausage sarnie?

altocumulus

errr, there be something growing in the corner....

altocumulus

throws down mop, runs quickly out of the door screaming ....


(sorry gotta go, medical problem)

lozzer90

No brown sauce thanks


can i go on your list please Daisy

lozzer90

Sorry to eat & run but got appointment to go to.
Thanks for the sarnie & coffee it was very nice.

will call in later for a nice big cream cake

kevsam65

zzzLazyDaisy wrote: »

switches off the lights, puts out the rubbish, and throws a blanket over Lozzer, who appears to be asleep in the doorway........

Lozzer.........give my blanket back!!!:p


sam.x

Horace

Morning peeps - I should be working but I am in here instead. Bloomin' cold out so I could do with a bacon sarnie on thick crusty bread with brown sauce and a mug of hot tea.

I am really tired today, was kept up until the early hours of Sunday morning by a crackhead trying to get into the flats, the police eventually came but by then she had slunk off somewhere:mad: I must only assume she was a crackhead because of the sustained assault on the communal front door - flying kicks at it for well over an hour:mad: And it was all because of her son being in the basement flat where drugs are sold and smoked:mad: :mad: Landlord called this morning and told me that he had served notice on the tenant, I told him that when I went out yesterday you could clearly see where she had kicked the door but by the time I came back someone had cleaned the door (probably him in the basement flat). Sorry for having a good old moan.