BOB'S Cunning Plan

shaun40400

can we keep this clean please,,,
ah b!!!!! go ahead its almost tea time

pepe2008

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

Fair enough, i heard he had a big pendulum to show you:cool::rotfl:

Ladies puhleeze, I am only an innocent boy:p.

and btw, if I dont get given the Newcastle run, it could be Frodsham.......so it will be breakfast at about 5am then Elli?

boredofbeingathome

shaun40400 wrote: »

can we keep this clean please,,,
ah b!!!!! go ahead its almost tea time

I am keeping it clean Shaun, the pendulum was in the hotel foyer..some folk honestly:rolleyes::rotfl::rotfl:

But since it is nearly teatime..............................:rotfl:

Ellidee

pepe2008 wrote: »

Ladies puhleeze, I am only an innocent boy:p.

and btw, if I dont get given the Newcastle run, it could be Frodsham.......so it will be breakfast at about 5am then Elli?

Er - don't think you would get your pantechnicon up my drive

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

Ladies puhleeze, I am only an innocent boy:p.

Of course Pepe, how crass of us. Gives way gracefully to youthful innocence.:D

pepe2008 wrote:

and btw, if I dont get given the Newcastle run, it could be Frodsham.......so it will be breakfast at about 5am then Elli?

She does like it early in the morning, so you may be up for a sausage or two.:D

pepe2008

I was trying to make up a sentence using the words 'sausage' 'up my drive' 'you'll need to trim back the bushes first'............but somehow I cant:D

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

I was trying to make up a sentence using the words 'sausage' 'up my drive' 'you'll need to trim back the bushes first'............but somehow I cant:D

I think Ellidee was thinking more of ;

Eggs nestling quiveringly on a tempting display of honeyed sausage, with a side helping of mouth watering mushrooms. Watching as the fork playfully teases out the yolk as she wipes tenderly at the side of her mouth, carefully pushing against the firm tomatoes and watching the juices ooze slowly over the plate.Eyes gaze longingly at the next mouthful and then............


Not just any breakfast but a M&B breakfast...:rotfl:

Ellidee

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

I think Ellidee was thinking more of ;

Eggs nestling quiveringly on a tempting display of honeyed sausage, with a side helping of mouth watering mushrooms. Watching as the fork playfully teases out the yolk as she wipes tenderly at the side of her mouth, carefully pushing against the firm tomatoes and watching the juices ooze slowly over the plate.Eyes gaze longingly at the next mouthful and
then............


Not just any breakfast but a M&B breakfast...:rotfl:

Yea but where is he gonna park his big vehicle ?

pepe2008

Feeling a little bit hot now, mustb go for a walk ( W A L K!! Bob )
xx

boredofbeingathome

Ellidee wrote: »

Yea but where is he gonna park his big vehicle ?

That's obvious --- a bit on the side!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: