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Dear Santa/God

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  • Penny2myName
    Penny2myName Posts: 1,614 Forumite
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    Lmao, Love the new reindeers' names.
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  • Deep_In_Debt
    Deep_In_Debt Posts: 8,579 Forumite
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    pepe2008 wrote: »
    My letter,

    Dear Santa,

    Could you please fill up all your reindeer, Rudolph, Dancer and Prancer, Donner and Kebab, Comet and Cupid, Vomit and Stupid, with the best quality bran and laxatives.
    Then could you fly over Lesbourne Road in Reigate, hover above 1st Credit and let rip.
    I promise to be a good boy all year.

    Thank You,
    Pepe


    Even better suggestion...

    I have mates who live in Lesbourne Road, Reigate.

    I can send them round to Worst Crudit instead of Santa?
    Debt 30k in 2008.:eek::o Cleared all my debt in 2013 and loving being debt free :)
    Mortgage free since 2014 :)
  • pepe2008
    pepe2008 Posts: 5,158 Forumite
    Can they propel bran and laxatives at a suitable velocity?

    Its either that or Santa uses the new Smart-lax technology to direct effluent through an air-vent from 10 miles away:D
    :D:D stay wonky :D:D

    ....one-way ticket to Portugal booked !
  • Numpty_Monkey
    Numpty_Monkey Posts: 14,196 Forumite
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    This is daftest thread on here in ages JC_doubleup.gif
    PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
    Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying :o . Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & :( for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
    xx
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  • HIJKsplit
    HIJKsplit Posts: 35 Forumite
    Dear Santa

    Can we please have a proper Christmas number 1 and not a wannabee from X Factor again :mad:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=asq7TW4bRBU
    We do not stop playing because we grow old;
    we grow old because we stop playing.
  • GeorgeUK
    GeorgeUK Posts: 7,737 Forumite
    God must be busy listening to all the traders as he/she hasn't responded yet.

    If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, follow the white rabbit.
    After falling off the gambling wagon (twice): £33,600 (24,000+ 9,600) - Original CC Debt: £7,885.91

    Dad Gift 6k ¦ Savings & Inv Tst: £2,500
    Loan 10k: £0 ¦ Dad 5.5k: £2,270 ¦ LTSB: £0 ¦ RBS: £0 ¦ Virgin £0 ¦ Egg £0

    Total Owed: £2,270 (+6k) 11/08/2011
  • Deep_In_Debt
    Deep_In_Debt Posts: 8,579 Forumite
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    pepe2008 wrote: »
    Can they propel bran and laxatives at a suitable velocity?

    Its either that or Santa uses the new Smart-lax technology to direct effluent through an air-vent from 10 miles away:D


    Believe me when I say they can propel lots at velocity...but that's another story!! I will make sure they aim it a certain company in future.
    Debt 30k in 2008.:eek::o Cleared all my debt in 2013 and loving being debt free :)
    Mortgage free since 2014 :)
  • NorthernAngel_2
    NorthernAngel_2 Posts: 85 Forumite
    Funniest thread ever! :D
    You guys crack me up....:beer:
  • sillyvixen
    sillyvixen Posts: 3,642 Forumite
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    Mrs_Dawn wrote: »
    What do you mean he's not real:eek: .

    Next you'll be telling us that the tooth fairy doesn't pay you for your teeth:mad:


    P.S Yes this is a bit of fun.:p

    cant get a nhs dentist so the tooth fairy is not interested!! i have to pay for my own teeth.
    Dogs return to eat their vomit, just as fools repeat their foolishness. There is no more hope for a fool than for someone who says, "i am really clever!"
  • Deep_In_Debt
    Deep_In_Debt Posts: 8,579 Forumite
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    Seriously though...I don't live that far from Reigate and stay with my mates (not Worst Crudit - crikey!!!) in Lesbourne Road from time to time. They;ve got dogs and we seriously considered posting "something" through the 1st Crudit letter box! Try sending that recorded delivery!!! We didn't though but my letters are "hand delivered" to them and they still deny receiving them....

    Yep, I know I should really grow up or talk to the fairies....
    Debt 30k in 2008.:eek::o Cleared all my debt in 2013 and loving being debt free :)
    Mortgage free since 2014 :)
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