Dear Santa/God

pandaonmyshoulder

Mrs_Dawn wrote: »

What do you mean he's not real:eek: .

Next you'll be telling us that the tooth fairy doesn't pay you for your teeth:mad:


P.S Yes this is a bit of fun.:p

The Tooth Fairy pays for teeth:cool: , ok right that's it kids line up (I have 4 of 'em), out with your teeth, needs must and all that. Don't worry Dad and I will take our teeth out too, after all who can get an nhs dentist these days :rotfl:


ps. Now where did the dog go she has a mouth full too

pps. By the way Santa don't worry about the chimney and all that I can't afford to heat the house even though I've followed Martin's advise and switched but I have some cozy throws from Primark (please don't let Rudolph on them).

ppps. Hope you haven't made your travel arrangements for the festive season with xl.com

Deep_In_Debt

Now all my dreams have been shattered...

For 42 years, I've believed in Santa and the Tooth Fairy...now I'm going to be unhappy at Christmas as Santa doesn't really exist...

I did wonder about the Tooth Fairy too as I've saved all my teeth over the years and she never came and I wasn't asking for much for each tooth...I thought perhaps she might have been a bit skint but obviously not.

I'm going off to cry now.

pepe2008

Nooo DiD, dont be sad....

Santa and the Tooth Fairy are real, its all us DFWs that are not all there!


Now, everybody, after me....'I do believe in fairies, I do, I do'

Deep_In_Debt

Thanks pepe. I feel a lot better now.

The thing is though...if you lot are not all here...then who have I been chatting too? Am I losing my mind and living in imaginary fairy world...?

pandaonmyshoulder

We're not really here, we're not really here................:rotfl:

Santa if you bring me a gift can you make sure you've paid by credit card, just in case:money:

Must be something to do with being in my 40's (43). Ebay is quiet too, can't even sell a scalextrex, but at least I've put hubby's old mobile phone on there (had to wrestle him to the ground though):cool:

The whole world is mad but at least we still have humour:D

In_Search_Of_Me

Someone in w*** has put up a large note that says "Due to the current ecomomic climate the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off"...made me chuccle anyhoo - as did prev posts...could we just not postpone Christmas until next year?!

pepe2008

pandaonmyshoulder wrote: »

We're not really here, we're not really here................:rotfl:

The whole world is mad but at least we still have humour:D

...and money and humour are like manure, best spread widely

Deep_In_Debt

The whole world is mad and I'm beginning to think I'm the only sane person in this world!

I'm off to chat to my imaginary friends now...

thepinkladez_2

well as always you lot have made me giggle! can i put in a request from santa too please!? love pinkz :xmassmile :xmastree:

pepe2008

D i D, you're lucky! My imaginary freinds still aren't talking to me since the last big argument!

InSearchOfMe...anyone knows that the light at the end of the tunnel is the oncoming train...