Dear Santa/God

sam89

I had tried Santa, the tooth-fairy, and even George Lucas but no-one was willing to help me . As a last resort I asked Gordon Brown, here is his reply.

Dear Sam,

Thank you for your letter asking for government help in dealing with your debts. I do agree you have been reckless in becoming indebted by such an amount, however I regret that you do not fit the government's criteria for assistance.

If you can increase your debt by approx 6 zeros, pay yourself bonuses of several million pounds and bully your customers who have made far smaller mistakes than yourself then we will be delighted to take over your debts for you. At that point you will be free to walk away to your retirement home in the sun.

Regards,
Gordie,
xxx.

Looks like I'll just continue with the DMP :rotfl: .

Deep_In_Debt

thepinkladez wrote: »

well as always you lot have made me giggle! can i put in a request from santa too please!? love pinkz :xmassmile :xmastree:

Glad you are having a giggle!

you could put a request into Santa but I had an email from him a while ago...he might be being made redundant soon so he's now considering a DMP as he can't afford to pay for all the presents.

As for the tooth fairy...well I don't know where she's gone!

pepe2008

P'raps he should go to the Christmas Credit Counselling Service.....
........I'll get my coat....

thepinkladez_2

cant the government bail him out with taxpayers money surely if he owes billions he will be ok! maybe they will even let him go live in a hot sunny home completly scot free!

pepe2008

thepinkladez wrote: »

cant the government bail him out with taxpayers money surely if he owes billions he will be ok! maybe they will even let him go live in a hot sunny home completly scot free!

Does 'scot free' mean without Gordon Brown, Alastiar Darling and all the other scots?

thepinkladez_2

pepe2008 wrote: »

Does 'scot free' mean without Gordon Brown, Alastiar Darling and all the other scots?

haha:rotfl: maybe i will change my dear santa letter and ask him if i can come too!

pepe2008

Just had a horrrrible thought....

if Santa's got white hair and BLACK eyebrows, we're all screwed. Nooooooo.....

thepinkladez_2

pepe2008 wrote: »

Just had a horrrrible thought....

if Santa's got white hair and BLACK eyebrows, we're all screwed. Nooooooo.....

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Deep_In_Debt

thepinkladez wrote: »

cant the government bail him out with taxpayers money surely if he owes billions he will be ok! maybe they will even let him go live in a hot sunny home completly scot free!

Santa doesn't like hot sunny homes - he's used to Iceland and investing in Icelandic Banks!

Maybe he should start shopping in Iceland...

pepe2008

My letter,

Dear Santa,

Could you please fill up all your reindeer, Rudolph, Dancer and Prancer, Donner and Kebab, Comet and Cupid, Vomit and Stupid, with the best quality bran and laxatives.
Then could you fly over Lesbourne Road in Reigate, hover above 1st Credit and let rip.
I promise to be a good boy all year.

Thank You,
Pepe