Depression Support Thread

absolutebounder

Toilet Cleaning Instructions

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

LadyMorticia

Lmao AB! =D

I am soooooo cold! Brrr!

I also have had about 1 hours sleep in 4 days. =/ I am so tired but cannot sleep. I shall talk to the doctor about it when I next see her. =/

I apologise in advance if I have/will bite anyone's head off. I think I should maybe vacate this thread until I have had adequate sleep, just in case.lol

xx

LadyMorticia

Oh, yes please AB! If it's not too much trouble.

Lol at the Gordon Brown speech. Not even that sends me off!

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

hope you are all ok,Sorry to hear you are not sleeping well Anni.Do you play music to relax you at night before bed,or bath or read a good book?

I am fine,seeing my specialist today for a chat about things.I am going to tackle my ironing in a minute and get that done at least.


Have a lovely day everyone

*hugs* to everyone that needs one


love and light,

Katie xxx

slowlyfading

I can feel myself in the downward spiral again. -sigh-

Tulip

slowlyfading wrote: »

I can feel myself in the downward spiral again. -sigh-

:hello: SF,

whats up? *hugs*

Katie

slowlyfading

Tulip wrote: »

:hello: SF,

whats up? *hugs*

Katie

The not sleeping, the wanting to stay in bed all day long. its just not good at the moment. How are you today? xx

slowlyfading

I look and feel SO huge. I am so disgusting.


I need help

absolutebounder

slowlyfading wrote: »

I look and feel SO huge. I am so disgusting.


I need help

How huge do you not have to be to not be disgusting?

shazrobo

hi all,
love the joke ab :rotfl:
(((hugs))) anni, i know how you feel, i'm having terrible trouble getting to sleep, no idea why, but sure am tired
hope the appointment with specialist goes well katie
hugs all
shax xxx