Depression Support Thread

Miroslav

Tiff and Amber.............:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Cold has all but disappeared

Hope you are all well. Not alot to say at the moment........well there is, but I just can't find the energy to do so.

1st day of Autumn today.

Happy Autumn!

LadyMorticia

Thanks everyone! =D
Sending hugs to you all!

As a little side note: I give up with men!

xx

Tulip

LadyMorticia wrote: »

As of today, I am officially a photography student! =D

Wish me luck...please....?

Good Luck Anni! I give up with men too


Katie

absolutebounder

Im back despite getting stranded at an airport in Turkey ( no nothing to do with exell)
Liven the spirits up a true story






HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.



George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.



'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'



I LOVE IT - Don't mess with older people!!

Tulip

absolutebounder wrote: »

Im back despite getting stranded at an airport in Turkey ( no nothing to do with exell)
Liven the spirits up a true story






HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.



George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.



'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'



I LOVE IT - Don't mess with older people!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: welcome back AB


Katie

Diamond78

Hi SF, nice to see you.

Hi Shazza40, good to see you too. Sorry things aint great.

Shaz hun, hope your well and good. Its natural to feel scared but it will get easier, it takes a few visits for some to get use to it, you could feel comfortable straight away, just give it a chance and dont give up.

Ambersunshine, sorry to hear about your accident, hope you feel better real soon.

Anni, well done sweety, you take great pics anyway and are fantsastic with al the grafics. I would love to have your talent, so feel proud of yourself.

And hi to everyone else. Havent really got much to say, I dont mean that in a horrible way, I just want to stay quite for a bit, I still come by now and then though.Hugs

LadyMorticia

Lol AB! Good to have you back.

Thanks Diamond hun. =D I have a lot of photographic ideas buzzing around my head at the moment. It's manic! lol.

xx

Tulip

How does a Dalek keep its skin soft
Exfoiliate!


Did you hear about the boy cannibal expelled from school for buttering up the teacher?


Why was the broom late?

It overswept.


Two Sausages were in a pan.The First said "Its hot in here" The Second said "Wow a talking sausage"

I'm a very literal person and I suffer with Tourettes.I had to go to court today and all went well until I was asked to swear on the bible.

A Frog croakes to a passing woman:"I'm really a city trader under a curse,Kiss me and I'll change back.

Woman:"I'll keep you as you are- a talking frog is much worth much more these days than a trader.

If you are in a vaccuum and somebody shouts your name,can you hear them?

Blonde:"Depends if the Vaccuum is switched on or off?"


How do you save a drowning mouse?

Mouse to Mouse resusitation


What is the true dictonary definition of a trader?

Someone who invests your money until it runs out.

You know Broken Britain is getting worse when two peanuts walk in a bar and one is salted.


Doctor Doctor,every time I stand up I see Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck

Dont worry you're just having a disney spell.

I went to a fortune teller who told me a lot of money was coming my way.I walked out really excited and got knocked down by a Securicor van.


If you lend Pete Doherty Ten Pounds and then never see him again,it was probably worth it.

Dinner lady:Its very rude to reach over the table for cakes,havent you got a tongue in your head?

Pupil:Yes but my arms are longer.


What Dr Who have with his pizza

Dalek Bread.


Wise advice from Author Mark Twain: October.This is one the Peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks.

The others are July,January,September,April,November,May,March,June,December,August and February.


First fortune teller:

Lovely weather we're having

Second Fortune teller:Yes it reminds me of the summer of 2012.

What did the Spanish fireman call his sons?

Jose and Hose B.


A Driver sees two crisps by the roadside and offers them a lift?

But the crisps say No thanks we're walkers.


One Journalist meets another in Spain and says You're brown from the sun.The other replies No I'm Smith from the Times.


Traders Motto:A Client is for life or until he's broke.


Why is shares advice so cheap? Because supply always exceeds demand.

Tulip

I am off now,

chat tomorrow

Night! Night!


love and light,

Katie xxx

shazrobo

morning all :j how is everyone today?

i'm feeling better, and managed a few hours sleep. josh has gone on a school camp today, wont be back til tues, so a bit of space from him. the taxi driver who picks him up for school, saw him with his bags packed and asked if i was throwing him out lol :rotfl:

busy day for me, last woodwork session this morning, finishing off a jewellery box that i've been making. then a new craft class this afternoon, which is sewing. And tonight i'm having a rare night out, am going to the cinema to see tropic thunder.

have a good day everyone
hugs all
shaz xxx