Northern Ireland Please

djkaizen

looks guys... our party was hear first.....

SUARDP, SUARDP, SUARDP

cue mindless violence

lol

nellis10

Yep if anyone wants to join SUARDP (pronounced for those of ulster-scots and irish-gaelic origin...soo-arr-dup)

we have DJKaizen who will be our MP, I shall be the MEP (cause I'm like sooooo metropolitan and european like!), but we need an MLA representative...must have the following qualities:

• Does not wish to enter politics with a capital "P"
• Be intelligent not "intellectual"
• Have own newspaper sack for handing out own leaflets
• And..last but not least....A darn good sense of humour and not afraid to take the bar bill!!!

mikey9863

i suggest an allaine with my "HUG THE WORLD PARTY" as we have nearlty the same manifesto with the addition that all Chavs and boy racers should foot the bar tab and wash the dishes after tea....:beer:

Also criminal activity shall cease has we will deport all criminals to China for a Holiday....:rotfl:

Marty_J

Most people are stupid, and that's why democracy sucks. In Northern Ireland, you need a licence for a dog, but they'll let any idiot vote on who runs the place. This would seem to imply that dog ownership is more important and entails more responsibly than government.

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch." - Benjamin Franklin

mikey9863

Well said Marty.

Would you like to join the HUG THE WORLD PARTY!

djkaizen

with a comment like that he's SUARDP through and through.

An alliance it is mikey

mikey9863

I thought the Alliance Party would be a good name for the newest political Party in Northern Ireland, but apparently some has already taken it:rotfl: .

So i thought We could call ourselves The Socially Devoted Loving Party (SDLP for short)
or

Democratically Unloved Party (DUP for Short)

Or

The Official Underwear Party (OUP for short)

And last but not least

Socially interactive and Nearly New For Expansion of Irish Natives. ( or Sinn Fein For Short)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Belfast
Northern Ireland:rotfl:

Pretani

just_thrifty wrote: »

I'm staying out of the Norn Iron/Northern Ireland/NI question though, on account of being a Scottish immigrant!!

Well that would rule out most folk in Norn Iron:rotfl: