M&S - I've found a pube in my pud!!!!

viktory

I would suggest you do the following:

(a) demand some disproportionate amount of compensation
(b) take the story to the Daily Mail; and
(c) infiltrate Head Office and sneaking your own pubes into the CEO's sandwiches.

greenwich

Stonk wrote:

Normally by now somebody on this board would have suggested either:
(a) demanding some disproportionate amount of compensation; or
(b) taking the story to the Daily Mail; or
(c) infiltrating Head Office and sneaking your own pubes into the CEO's sandwiches.

Well done everyone for growing up a bit!

Thank you. I was going to suggest "Throw whatever it is (and it may not be a hair) into the bin and move on with life, but I guessed that wouldn't go down well in this forum.

elvis_bloggs

Sounds to me like someone never took off their rubber gloves before having a good scratch down below....I would have looked for pubic lice as well if I had been you.

NEWBIE_SHOPPAHOLIC

Well I have stated a bit of a debate off haven' t I, anyway the good things to come out of the situation are most importantly, everyone is having a giggle about it (I particularly liked Ivanopinions comment), and M&S head office have taken the matter more seriously than the store and the cheesecake is being taken to their labs for bacterial testing and they are then going to write to me with findings/apology hopefully and compensation.

Lets just hope its not some free berry cheesecake vouchers!!!

Thanks to all for your helpful and amusing comments, and I dont fancy the spotted !!!!!! now either ivan!

RAMBLER

Visit the Tesco coupon policy - I've been banned thread - more than enough inflammed words there to fill the site.

RichyRich

Their head office has moved to:

Marks and Spencer Group plc
Waterside House
35 North Wharf Road
London
W2 1NW

In case you haven't found it yet.

Good luck!

Rich

AussieLass

A few years back we were at a show of some sort. We ordered burgers from the stall and were half way eating them when DH stopped and pulled something out of his mouth. It was a bandaid.:eek: It made him sick. We went back to the stall and told them what had happened and showed them. It fell off the guy who was flipping burgers. It was so disgusting. DH still hasn't gotten over it.:rotfl: Soooo glad it wasn't on mine.

NEWBIE_SHOPPAHOLIC

I'm still waiting on a reply folks! Supervisor I spoke to said it could be up to a month, which I thought was pretty cr*p!

Never mind hopefully the longer they leave it the better the compensation will be ......... yeah right, I 'm just waitin' for the £5 voucher insult.

Keep ya posted!!!1

RedOnRed

Are you sure it's a pubic hair? Perhaps it's a scalp hair from someone with very thick wirey hair.

I'd try and make myself feel better by convincing myself that it's from a gorgeous super model that was working part time for M&S when she had a bizarre pube in food accident. That would ease things a little bit.

NEWBIE_SHOPPAHOLIC

Well Redonred, the gorgeous supermodel must have had thick black short and curly hair!!!!!
Doesn't sound too attractive to me!!!!