Marriage over don't know where to start

gerturdeanna

I love it that you keep calling him stupid man!! haha - cos he is!!
I'm pming you Kizzy and SFH a pic of the [EMAIL="sl@g"]sl@g[/EMAIL] so we can all laugh!!

scottishfreebiehunter

sent you pm kizzy

cheers gert as need a laugh xx

kizzy hope you have good night outxx

gerturdeanna

Hang on for the pics, will email them to your email addy girls, just got to go and get dd!!

julie2710

trancebabe wrote: »

Ewwww... just read Jules birth experience... it's a bit early for talking about Placenta's (for me anyway) LOL

I really didn't want a c-sec with either of mine... same reason as Kizzy - too long to recover!! No lifting or driving for 6 weeks... pahh!!!

Wishing you luck though - You must be at the 'really fed up and wanting your body back' stage by now Jules?

*wonders if we can all be cyber Aunties.. and Chip as a cyber Uncle obviously!!

It's really not as bad as it sounds! I don't have a lot of choice as I'm only 4' 10", very petite and due to the IVF thing both times the consultants don't want to take the risks of a troublesome birth!

Yes I really do want my body back now. I'm quite lucky in that I haven't put on much weight other than what looks like a damn beach ball stuck to the front of me. If anyone has seen Jeremy Kyle in the afternoons on ITV2 and seen the woman in the pink robe walking along with the beach ball looking hacked off - thats me only it's attached:eek: :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm going to have such a saggy stomach after this one - once I've padi off my debts I'm going to need a tummy tuck, along with the eye bag removal after all the extra sleepless nights and stress!!!

Cyber aunts and uncles sounds cool!!:T

gerturdeanna

Right girlies, emails have been sent - laugh as much as you want!!

trancebabe

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1054900/You-Sienna-I-wont-divorce-says-Balthazar-Gettys-estranged-wife.html

ahhh... it warms the cockles to see another 'DFS' getting his dues!!!

Good on ya girl...!

What is it about Sienna Miller anyway! I don't get what she has that makes all these guys go mental for her

kizzykizzywizzy

OMG - the facebook one looks bad enough airbrushed to hell by photographer - should be done under trades description act!! as the other ones are awful!!
Do these men lose thier eyesight as well as thier pants

gems2381

This thread is gonna get me into trouble at work, i can't stop reading it and have now got so caught up in it that I had to post!
Kizzy i'm loving the 'moose' nickname :T

kizzykizzywizzy

Hey Gems - get on with your work:rotfl:

gerturdeanna

DS is happy cos he had burgers,chips and squashed peas for his lunch!! Glad he liked it cos he's having them - hell - they are free!! haha