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Bad Dog!!!! Naughty things your dog has done.
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danih
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Just caught my dog wolfing down a 500gram block of vintage mature cheddar.
I had only just opened the pack and cut off the first slice, and then left it on the kitchen worktop.
There is a very smug looking cat on that same kitchen worktop at the mo, has been seen in the past to deliberately knock things off high places at the dogs. Not sure if Buddy is trying to knock out the dogs or just get them into trouble.
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I had only just opened the pack and cut off the first slice, and then left it on the kitchen worktop.
There is a very smug looking cat on that same kitchen worktop at the mo, has been seen in the past to deliberately knock things off high places at the dogs. Not sure if Buddy is trying to knock out the dogs or just get them into trouble.
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They say chocolate is potentially fatal to dogs, although years ago, my belgian shepherd (RIP, Such a cool dog) ate about 7 chocolate easter eggs whilst we were all out. Didn't do him any harm (apart from being told off)
Same dog also stole some piping hot food off of a BBQ. I remember my dad giving him a smack on the butt for that!
He also used to run away when he'd been told off, and a few times we'd find him in the pub garden down the road. He was like a husband who, after getting into a row with the wife, would go to the pub to unwind!0 -
Charlie, the dog we had before the one we have now, once munched his way through the wifes wallet the week before Christmas! luckily one credit card survived otherwise we would have had no access to cash to get the stuff for Christmas dinner as there was no way the cards would have got to us in time!0
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Our dog also ate some Easter eggs, he ate three full sized eggs and most of the packaging, luckily all the packaging was paper/card so he didn't need surgery.0
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Where to start......
Between mutt and gitdog, If we're looking at most expensive, mutt had my dads £1000 hearing aid. Funniest - mothers false teeth hanging out of his gob as she chased him round the house. Most annoying - a toss up between the demolished front door frame and various mot fail car seat belts. Muckiest - the bag of compost dragged inside and scattered all over the dining room carpet. Most recent embarrassing moment - developing a taste for sun cream. On a complete strangers legs. Best welcome - biting through the fence to say hi to a petrified next door neighbour.
Give me another - 10 minutes, and the list will be off the page. Remind me again why I like bull terriers?All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.
Pedant alert - it's could have, not could of.0 -
I had a Great Dane who in her first year knocked over and broke a microwave, kettle, toaster, various canisters, anything left on the kitchen work tops and her coup de grace - learning how to open the fridge freezer and emptying it when we were out....0
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Where to start......
Between mutt and gitdog, If we're looking at most expensive, mutt had my dads £1000 hearing aid. Funniest - mothers false teeth. Most annoying - a toss up between the front door frame and various car seat belts. Most recent embarrassing moment - developing a taste for sun cream. On a complete strangers legs. Best welcome - biting through the fence to say hi to a petrified next door neighbour.
Give me another - 10 minutes, and the list will be off the page.
Oops, sounds like you are kept busy! I have to say the dog we have now, Hope, really likes the taste of false tan - every time the wife puts it on, she wanders up and starts licking her legs!0 -
It's more a sequence of naughtiness - gitdog is mutts replacement. Both together and I'd be locked up by now.All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well.
Pedant alert - it's could have, not could of.0 -
Where to start......
Between mutt and gitdog, If we're looking at most expensive, mutt had my dads £1000 hearing aid. Funniest - mothers false teeth hanging out of his gob as she chased him round the house. Most annoying - a toss up between the demolished front door frame and various mot fail car seat belts. Muckiest - the bag of compost dragged inside and scattered all over the dining room carpet. Most recent embarrassing moment - developing a taste for sun cream. On a complete strangers legs. Best welcome - biting through the fence to say hi to a petrified next door neighbour.
Give me another - 10 minutes, and the list will be off the page. Remind me again why I like bull terriers?
My EBT has a similar list of offences under his belt, including the MOT fail due to him nibbling the seat belt. He's also chewed to destruction two cordless phones and a remote control. Bit through the lawn mower cord (thankfully we we're using a circuit breaker). Pooped on the vet's scales :embarasse. I could go on. I think he enjoys making a show of me.0 -
We got our first dog just after we married and before the kids came along.
On our first Christmas Eve, with our parents expected next day for our very first Christmas Dinner, I'd cooked the turkey and left it to cool before popping it in the fridge ready for the next day.
Our dog slunk in an hour later looking well guilty. And I just knew...!
Out in the kitchen, absolutely NOTHING remained of the turkey. The dog had even scoffed the bones.
This was in 1971 when shops just were not open out of normal hours so there was no chance at all of finding a replacement.
My first Christmas Dinner effort for the parents was beans on toast with the dog leaping up every few minutes to go out back for another bout of the trots, and the most noxious gases emanating from his back end were enough to strip the wallpaper....!
The parents made their excuses and left early.0 -
Well over the years I have had 2 settees completely destroyed and one of the wooden doors with glass panes chewed through. Also vinyl kitchen floor chewed really badly.
Also had a car seat, gear stick and seat belt destroyed and the dog was only alone in the car a short time.
Then had quite a few years with pretty well behaved dogs until I got a rescue at Christmas who will chew anything. I literally run into the kitchen to turn the kettle on and he grabs hold of something he shouldn't - pens, books, magazines, my mobile, the tv remote - I could go on and on and yes I realise I should not be leaving all those things for him to chew.
He has also chewed all the edges of the coffee table and completely through a fence panel in the back garden!
Years ago before we met, OH spent Christmas Day with a group of friends. All had dogs but it was OH's dog who sneaked into the kitchen and grabbed the turkey. OH and the person cooking realised fairly quickly and managed to get the turkey back (missing a leg). They gave it a quick wash under the tap and then proceeded to carve it. Everyone ate it, except OH who is vegetarian, but none of them were told what had happened to it!The world is over 4 billion years old and yet you somehow managed to exist at the same time as David Bowie0
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