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DFW karaoke anyone?

notanothergreyhair
notanothergreyhair Posts: 2,010 Forumite
in Debt free diaries
I might have had too much time on my hands this evening :) Apologies to Mr Lennon and his lovely song 'Imagine'...

Imagine there's no Barclays
It's easy if you try
No hold ov-er us
They can’t make us cry
Imagine all the creditors
Crying at low pay

Imagine there's no Halifax
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to phone or write for
And no debt-collectors too
Imagine all the DFWs
Living life in credit

You may say that I'm a debtor
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday we’ll be debt-free
And the banks will owe me one

Imagine no Capital One
I wonder if you can
No need for rude phone calls
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the bailiffs
Drowning in the sea

You may say that I'm a debtor
But I'm not the only one
I know one day I will be debt free
And then I will owe Martin one :money:

_________________________

Video with lyrics http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6BxNkoZDc
:p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
*Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
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Comments

  • marc.faulkner
    marc.faulkner Posts: 639 Forumite
    :D Superb!
  • notanothergreyhair
    notanothergreyhair Posts: 2,010 Forumite
    marc.faulkner wrote: »
    :D Superb!

    Cheers.

    My complilation will be out just in time for Christmas :)
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • HannahandMark
    HannahandMark Posts: 123 Forumite
    Nice one.

    You should have included the shAbbey as well!

    Won't have time tonight but will try to work on another song.

    Keep the Karoake flying

    mark
    Nearly there! Been struggling for 7 years but the results are showing. :j
  • Mozette
    Mozette Posts: 2,247 Forumite
    So is it not just me swilling back the red wine then??? :o
  • HannahandMark
    HannahandMark Posts: 123 Forumite
    Mozette wrote: »
    So is it not just me swilling back the red wine then??? :o

    Quaffing the red wine here as well. Life is good!
    Nearly there! Been struggling for 7 years but the results are showing. :j
  • notanothergreyhair
    notanothergreyhair Posts: 2,010 Forumite
    Mozette wrote: »
    So is it not just me swilling back the red wine then??? :o

    Sadly I am not, I'm just a crazy little guy :)
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • FunBrum
    FunBrum Posts: 716 Forumite
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    HannahandMark wrote: »
    Quaffing the red wine here as well. Life is good!

    Ditto....but mines a pinot!:D

    Great post!!:rotfl: :T
    Living a frugal retirement without treading on the planet :T
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  • poppett
    poppett Posts: 897 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 500 Posts Combo Breaker
    catchy!!! I'll try and remember those words and sing it when it comes on!
    £2 savers club. No.90. Aim £500.
  • notanothergreyhair
    notanothergreyhair Posts: 2,010 Forumite
    Once again, apologies to Messrs Lennon and McCartney for ruining 'Let It Be'

    When I find myself in times of weakness, mother MBNA teases me,
    spitting words of evil, spend on me.
    And in my years of darkness she is stripping all the cash from me,
    spitting words of evil, spend on me.

    Spend on me, spend on me, spend on me, spend on me.
    Spitting words of evil, spend on me.

    And when those misguided people shopping in the stores agree,
    this is not the answer, spend on me.
    For though they may be foolish there is still a chance that they will see,
    this is not the answer, spend on me.

    Spend on me, spend on me, spend on me, spend on me.
    Spitting words of evil, spend on me.
    Spend on me, spend on me, spend on me, spend on me.
    Spitting words of evil, spend on me.

    Spend on me, spend on me, spend on me, spend on me.
    Spitting words of evil, spend on me.

    And when the debt is ghastly, there is still a light (bulb moment), that shines on me,
    shine until tomorrow, spend on me.
    I wake up to the sound of phone calls, mother MBNA comes to me,
    Spitting words of evil, spend on me.

    Spend on me, spend on me, spend on me, spend on me.
    this is not the answer, spend on me.
    Spend on me, spend on me, spend on me, spend on me
    Spitting words of evil, spend on me
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • notanothergreyhair
    notanothergreyhair Posts: 2,010 Forumite
    Removed by NAGH - poor third attempt. I guess it mirrors the musical business - difficult third album and all :)
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
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