notice to newcomers part 2

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

The silly mare has paid me a visit tonight to once again ask for my help so I said that I wasn't the AA or the RAC. Help was offered and she decided to be silly about it, its her problem now not mine.

Numpty: I mentioned Lily the Pink by the Scaffold because I thought you could do with a laff.

Here's some more:

Argent (Hold Your Head Up)
Golden Earring (Radar Love)
Ram Jam (Black Betty)
Lynyrd Skynyrd (Sweet Home Alabama)
Nazareth (Star)
RedBone (Witch Queen of New Orleans)
Camel (Rain Dances)
The Monkees (theme tune hey hey we're the Monkees and The Last Train to Clarksville)
The Jimi Hendrix Experience (All Along the Watchtower)
Dead or Alive (You Spin Me Round (Like A Record))
Tangerine Dream (Ricochet)
America (A Horse with No Name)
The Nice (America)
Pink Floyd (Darkside of the Moon and Brain Damage)
Supertramp (Dreamer)
Wizzard (See My Baby Jive)

What do you mean you haven't heard of Jethro Tull - you haven't lived:rotfl:

Yes i've heard of Jethro Tull and somewhere along the line probably heard that song:o

as for liily the pink i'll let you off:T
but not knobbie williams sorry can't forgive you for that

Horace

pania wrote: »

Hi everybody.


Over the last few weeks we have had a number of "troll" attacks on the boards.

What is a Troll? A troll is a person that posts deliberately provocative, nasty or hurtful comments on threads. They may be a person with no previous connection to the board or someone that has created a pseudonym to get their point made.

If you should get a comment made on any thread you post asking for help and advice please realise this comment is not directed at you personally.
We really are all a lovely bunch here (oops, modest, sorry) so please ignore these nasty comments and continue to post here as normal.

what should i do if i get a comment made on my thread?

firstly do not respond to the comment as this invariably is what the person wants. At the bottom of the post, on the left hand side is a red "warning" triangle. Click this and then "send" the message that comes up. This will report the message to abuse who will review it's content and delete it.

The person we had this morning was particularly vile and nasty and please believe me is an extreme rarity here.
Above all PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THE BOARDS. THIS SITE IS AN ASSET TO SO MANY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT FEELS THE WORLD IS FALLING IN ON YOU. THERE IS SUCH A WEALTH OF ADVICE HERE TO BE HAD THAT THE COMMENTS OF ONE MUST NOT DETER YOU FROM AVAILING YOURSELF OF THE KNOWLEDGE HERE!!!!

It is testament to the work that martin has done and continues to do that so many people give their time knowledge and experience freely to others, without judgement, to lift people out of the depths of debt crisis

PLEASE DO NOT LET THE ACTIONS OF THE MINORITY RUIN THAT.

Knobbie is OK in small doses. Be thankful that I didnt say anything by Will Young, Gareth Gates or David Sneddon:rotfl:

Here's one that you can't be without - its a good singalong song:

Remember You're A Womble:rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

Knobbie is OK in small doses. Be thankful that I didnt say anything by Will Young, Gareth Gates or David Sneddon:rotfl:

Here's one that you can't be without - its a good singalong song:

Remember You're A Womble:rotfl:

oh !!!!!! i forgot I'm a womble:eek:

smashedbooboo

robbie Williams. purleeeze, Numpty. I am gutted now. What can i say. And i thought we were alike in so many ways. Gutted LOL x x x x x

Numpty_Monkey

smashedbooboo wrote: »

robbie Williams. purleeeze, Numpty. I am gutted now. What can i say. And i thought we were alike in so many ways. Gutted LOL x x x x x

you hate knobbie williams aswell:T

Horace

smashedbooboo wrote: »

robbie Williams. purleeeze, Numpty. I am gutted now. What can i say. And i thought we were alike in so many ways. Gutted LOL x x x x x

It's alright Smashed, the man has no taste:rotfl: I have a good mind to suggest something from Nana Mouskouri to go onto his MP3 - now that would give him street cred:rotfl: :rotfl:

Horace...tries to find somewhere to hide:eek:

smashedbooboo

Erm, nope. A bit of swing from Robbie would do me nicely thank you very much x x x x x x x x Nothing like a bit of swing tha nose x x x

Numpty_Monkey

A why oh why is it Monday
bump

Bismarck

marleyboy wrote: »

Im currently trying to design a Troll Patrol badge as an avatar, maybe something on the lines "Troll Squad". Im also creating a Troll Alert stamp, which I intend to stamp in any room i suspect a troll is lurking, it wont neccasserilly mean they are or are not Trolls, it will merely be a flag!

sounds a great idea...

Bismarck

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

i still think the wheel brace round the head would have been a good option

Nah...Horace should have shoved in a place where she wouldn't be able to reach it until she'd eaten a box of All Bran and waited 24 hours.

Good story though!