Desperate property ads

baby_boomer

Bryant Homes 1& 2 bed apartments, off plan

Grand Union Village, Northolt.

"Thinking of becoming a landlord? Here's an offer to take the uncertainty out of buy-to-let. For four whole years you'll never receive less than 6% gross rental yield on your investment if you reserve a buy to let property with us this month"

what they really mean

"We're desperate to move these flats on ASAP before the bottom falls out of the market. But if you're sensible enough to ignore us and wait two years, you'll be guaranteed a 6%+ gross rental return for life, never mind 4 years "

moanymoany

pickles110564 wrote: »

I dont know where you are from but the market is not in a desperate state, house prices are not dropping they are just reaching the level that they should have been marketed for in the first place.
After all the so called crash hype people are starting to reaot reduclise that it has not happened and are now starting to buy once more.:beer:

So many houses, so few buyers.

baby_boomer

Bryant Homes SouthWest in Saturday's Telegraph

"Why wait? Now is the time to buy! :eek: Talk to Bryant.

We've got a range of superb offers to make your move affordable, including part exchange and market mover to help you sell, as well as first time buyer incentives * "

* Offers available on selected plots only

Inspired? :rotfl: Come and see us today.

www.bryant.co.uk/southwest

>>>> Why wait? So you can make a 20% saving on current prices.

>>>> Why are Bryant desperate for you to buy now?

The slight problem of a 46% fall in our share price last week :eek: after we failed to raise £500m from existing shareholders

The share price - over 200p in February 2008 - has dropped to 32p in July 2008 :eek: [Bryant is part of the Taylor Wimpey group.]

baby_boomer

The full range of inducements offered on the Bryant website:

Easy Home Buying from Bryant

Cashback
Need a lump sum for when you move in? We can arrange to pay you an agreed cash-back amount on purchase.


Deposit Paid
To help you speed up your move, especially if you’re a first-time buyer, you can arrange for us to pay your deposit for you.


Legal Fees Covered
We can pay for your conveyancing (the legal checks carried out on your property purchase that enable you to buy).


Part Exchange
If you’ve found your dream Bryant home and want to move quickly, we’ll buy your current property for an agreed price.


Stamp Duty Met
We’ll take care of the Government tax homebuyers pay on property purchases over the stamp duty limit."

## Whatever next?

## Will they pay the mortgage as well ?

baby_boomer

baby_boomer wrote: »

Whatever next?

Will they pay the mortgage as well ?

Oh dear, they've already started. I'm way out of date!

Barratt offers

"Incentives: complete on part-exchange by 20th June 2008 and Barratt will pay your mortgage until January 2009. If buyers are not part-exchanging their home, Barratt will pay the mortgage on their new home for a year."

And for their next trick.....

What about gas, electric, water. phone, council tax bills and a year's family shopping :rotfl: ?

beingjdc

"Interest Rates are Falling - Buy Now With Confidence"

(OK, that's from April 1991's Southwark News, but hey...)

ginvzt

baby_boomer wrote: »

Oh dear, they've already started. I'm way out of date!

Barratt offers

"Incentives: complete on part-exchange by 20th June 2008 and Barratt will pay your mortgage until January 2009. If buyers are not part-exchanging their home, Barratt will pay the mortgage on their new home for a year."

And for their next trick.....

What about gas, electric, water. phone, council tax bills and a year's family shopping :rotfl: ?

They are really lost in time - it is already July!!!!!! Actually, it is 23rd of JULY!
I suppose they just can't be bothered to update anymore...

On the other hand I have recieved a letter from Morris homes saying that there is only one house left on the development that I was interested in in the begining of the year and I should hurry up or I will loose the house. You can see me running now - in the oposite direction!!!!

(Was definitely not interested after I saw the houses and the A4 sheet sized gardens and that kitchen has no space for the fridge!!!!!).

baby_boomer

Persimmon Homes

You want to buy your first home?

Lenders playing hard to get?

It's easy

Persimmon will double your deposit

by up to £5,000 to £10,000 total. [Money must be saved regularly for 6 months in any Halifax/Bank of Scotland savings account.]

lynzpower

Thanks or reviving this thread boomer, Ive been wanting to share a fantastic deal I constantly see advertised just off the west-way.

http://www.imaginehomes.co.uk/5yrdeal/index.html

If you buy an investment property from Imagine Homes, we will cover your mortgage payments for the first 5 years. Offer based on:

• 80% loan
• 25 year interest-only mortgage
• 6.25% rate fixed for 5 years

If you choose to appoint our recommended solicitor we will agree preferential rates.

Didnt hink this was legal ?? Anyone know?

dopester

lynzpower wrote: »

Thanks or reviving this thread boomer, Ive been wanting to share a fantastic deal I constantly see advertised just off the west-way.


Didnt hink this was legal ?? Anyone know?

Imagine Homes has HBOS involvement, and despite my not agreeing with how they've deployed money in this instance, I doubt they'd be involved if there was anything legally incorrect with it.

> Cold shiver <
It is too early in the morning for me to be creeped out by any G.Bovey stuff. :mad:

"I am sitting in our ?6million [£5million] chateau in Megeve in the Alps right now. I will sue anyone who says that Imagine Homes is in financial difficulty. We are 20 per cent owned by HBOS and we have huge profits that have yet to materialise.