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Cheaper Durex Condoms?

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  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    I wonder whether that can be compared to giving birth :p

    Anything bigger than 9 inches will have me running out the door ;)

    I used to say that, but then I had/ have a much larger 'friend' ... now he was v skilled, so no problems there ... but I have also experienced a large man with no idea what he was doing with it ... never again!

    Don't know about the childbirth one, but it can certainly make your eyes water!

    You do realise there are some women that will take more than one at once? :eek: :eek: :eek: Enough said on that one!
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  • alwaysonthego_2
    alwaysonthego_2 Posts: 8,446 Forumite
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    You do realise there are some women that will take more than one at once? :eek: :eek: :eek: Enough said on that one!

    :eek: :eek: :eek: They must have buckets!
  • pavlovs_dog
    pavlovs_dog Posts: 10,215 Forumite
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    lovehoney are good for condom offers, and i think you can get cashback via quidco.

    other than that, watch out for bogofs or 3 for 2 at boots, tesco etc
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  • Edinburghlass_2
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    anyone else checking the size of their wrist :eek:
  • Riq
    Riq Posts: 10,430 Forumite
    dmg24 wrote: »

    You do realise there are some women that will take more than one at once? :eek: :eek: :eek: Enough said on that one!
    ... like a wizard's sleeve.
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  • mymatebob
    mymatebob Posts: 2,199 Forumite
    dmg24 wrote: »
    I used to say that, but then I had/ have a much larger 'friend' ... now he was v skilled, so no problems there ... but I have also experienced a large man with no idea what he was doing with it ... never again!

    Don't know about the childbirth one, but it can certainly make your eyes water!

    You do realise there are some women that will take more than one at once? :eek: :eek: :eek: Enough said on that one!

    And a quick google search will provide plenty of evidence of same.

    I do wonder how the conversation starts.

    "Hello, you look like a game lass. Ever fancied doubling up?"

    "No you misunderstand, me and my mate both want to pot the pink"
  • Paparika
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    lool very funny reading all the replies...

    i'd say girth, for a snug fit :rotfl:
    Life is about give and take, if you can't give why should you take?
  • *Louise*
    *Louise* Posts: 9,197 Forumite
    OMG - I'm crossing my legs just reading this thread!!:eek: And not just to stop from wetting myself laughing :rotfl:

    Wrists....girth....wizard's sleeve....buckets....:rotfl:


    Sorry OP - you were asking a serious question....:o

    But what a question....:D :rotfl:
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  • CaroleK0606
    CaroleK0606 Posts: 22 Forumite
    Souns like a good problem to have!
  • nimbo
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    In that case the classic XL type condoms might not be suitable as most are designed for extra length rather than girth.

    I'll have an ask and see what I can find out ...

    they give you a couple of extra ML width aswell, and the length stops the annoying problem of it not unrolling all the way down...

    the pasante ones that come in the plastic card 'thing' in sets of three give the most room width ways, but you have to be prepared to giggle as they really do look like clingfilm, but they were given to me by the FPC clinic so they must have been safe...

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