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Cheaper Durex Condoms?

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  • mymatebob
    mymatebob Posts: 2,199 Forumite
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    Not me!
  • mymatebob
    mymatebob Posts: 2,199 Forumite
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    This one is so big you need to keep it tied down!
  • spondoolix
    spondoolix Posts: 6 Forumite
    hev wrote: »
    If it is a windup, I don't mind wind ups like this.

    OP, are you sure you're using them okay. I mean, obviously you'd be able to tell if they were ineffective as a birth control method, but, well, how big is your OH?

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    This is a deadly serious thread! and it does cost me alot of money! My bloke is a very standard 7 inches. Its the width thats the problem... :rolleyes:

    Nimbo: i know exactly what you mean about the cutting in... ouch.
  • maveli
    maveli Posts: 590 Forumite
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    mymatebob wrote: »
    I want one that makes funny noises now.
    Combine that with a glow in the dark effect and there are hours of endless fun to be had I'll bet.

    After seeing a razor with a USB stick on I think soon there will be condoms with an MP3 player OR with a USB stick.
  • alwaysonthego_2
    alwaysonthego_2 Posts: 8,446 Forumite
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    spondoolix wrote: »
    This is a deadly serious thread! and it does cost me alot of money! My bloke is a very standard 7 inches. Its the width thats the problem... :rolleyes:

    Nimbo: i know exactly what you mean about the cutting in... ouch.
    they say it's the girth that the most important part for a woman, not size ;)
  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    spondoolix wrote: »
    This is a deadly serious thread! and it does cost me alot of money! My bloke is a very standard 7 inches. Its the width thats the problem... :rolleyes:

    Nimbo: i know exactly what you mean about the cutting in... ouch.

    In that case the classic XL type condoms might not be suitable as most are designed for extra length rather than girth.

    I'll have an ask and see what I can find out ...
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  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    they say it's the girth that the most important part for a woman, not size ;)

    Can we have a bit of both please?! :D
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  • alwaysonthego_2
    alwaysonthego_2 Posts: 8,446 Forumite
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    Can we have a bit of both please?! :D
    Maybe a study is called for, we could test length versus girth and then both and mark out of 10. Any volunteers?
  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    Maybe a study is called for, we could test length versus girth and then both and mark out of 10. Any volunteers?

    You knew I'd reply! ;)

    If I had to choose one of the two, if would be girth.

    But with length and girth, too much is just a waste (and potentially quite painful! :eek: ). More than ten inches length wise, and more than a wrist girth wise (I think I have small wrists?!), is too much for me ...

    But as ever, it's not what you've got, but what you do with it ...










    (Unless you're really teeny tiny :o )
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  • alwaysonthego_2
    alwaysonthego_2 Posts: 8,446 Forumite
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    You knew I'd reply! ;)

    But with length and girth, too much is just a waste (and potentially quite painful! :eek: ). More than ten inches length wise, and more than a wrist girth wise (I think I have small wrists?!), is too much for me ...

    I wonder whether that can be compared to giving birth :p

    Anything bigger than 9 inches will have me running out the door ;)
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