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Cheaper Durex Condoms?

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  • mymatebob
    mymatebob Posts: 2,199 Forumite
    dmg24 wrote: »
    AFAIK (and you all know how much I love this subject, especially when ss is in the room :D ) this is true, anybody should be able to fit into a normal size condom, if applied properly.

    What all of me, including my feet?
  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    mymatebob wrote: »
    What all of me, including my feet?

    Could make for an interesting evening trying ... :p

    OP, lots of choices here ... Durex are definitely not the only choice! x
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  • hev_2
    hev_2 Posts: 1,397 Forumite
    If it is a windup, I don't mind wind ups like this.

    OP, are you sure you're using them okay. I mean, obviously you'd be able to tell if they were ineffective as a birth control method, but, well, how big is your OH?

    I suppose you could try getting them from a cash and carry. Family Planning clinics will give you them free, but it may not be your preferred brand.

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  • benjus
    benjus Posts: 5,433 Forumite
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    Have you tried condomi? My wife and I used to use condoms and found this brand good (didn't like Mates either). They are available in bulk packs from MediSave (http://www.medisave.co.uk/personal-testing-amp-fertility-condoms-c-287_361.html)
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  • nimbo
    nimbo Posts: 3,701 Forumite
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    i had an ex, and'normal' sized condons cut him in half... they left bruises and sore looking red marks on him...

    hate to say it but one size does not fit all...

    he found that durex were the best but i was once given some ade by pasante which were a bit like clingfilm, that fit him, but they made funny noises and were really horrid feeling...

    but GUM clinics and family planning bith give them out for free... it's worth a asking to pop in.

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  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    nimbo wrote: »
    i had an ex, and'normal' sized condons cut him in half... they left bruises and sore looking red marks on him...

    hate to say it but one size does not fit all...

    he found that durex were the best but i was once given some ade by pasante which were a bit like clingfilm, that fit him, but they made funny noises and were really horrid feeling...

    but GUM clinics and family planning bith give them out for free... it's worth a asking to pop in.

    Sounds like they were getting twisted, that would have that effect.

    I know far too much on this subject ... :T
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  • melancholly
    melancholly Posts: 7,457 Forumite
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    I know far too much on this subject ... :T

    yes, yes you do! ;)
    :happyhear
  • melancholly
    melancholly Posts: 7,457 Forumite
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    mymatebob wrote: »
    What all of me, including my feet?
    have a try and post us all a picture!
    :happyhear
  • mymatebob
    mymatebob Posts: 2,199 Forumite
    I want one that makes funny noises now.
    Combine that with a glow in the dark effect and there are hours of endless fun to be had I'll bet.
  • nimbo
    nimbo Posts: 3,701 Forumite
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    dmg24 wrote: »
    Sounds like they were getting twisted, that would have that effect.

    I know far too much on this subject ... :T

    no they were on just fine but the ring bit was cutting into him and cutting off the blood supply... they hurt him you could see...

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