Calling all you night owls

smashedbooboo

Do you know peeps, i have really been on one this week. If i did not know any better i would say i have a touch of PMT. But seeing as the engine has been taken away and only the undercarriage left it cant be that. So must be an honest to goodness bloody bad mood i have been in.

boredofbeingathome

Offer them a full and final bollard kicking, and make sure you tread on em afterwards..................

VLADTHEIMPALA

O.k. I do need to go to bed, but how's this:

I was gobsmacked to learn that (according to a man from the biggest and oldest debt collection agency in the country) when your bank resorts to a colection agency or solicitor to write to you uncannily their initials, say RBS (Royal Bank of Scotland) will match the agency's e.g. Ransom, Bludgeon and Owe Some. Why? because it's the bank's own collection team blagging you.
Please don't hate me because I pay my bills (??slide into debt and leave my bills unopened) by collecting debt for the government. They want me out because I have the wrong attitude, i.e. I sympathise with human beings in crisis (NO NO NO NOT ALLOWED). Anyway not for much longer. Either I'm pushed or I jump. Hey, maybe if they give me another heart attack I can get them to pay my debts ... and a holiday ... and an Aston Martin Vanquish would be nice ... and ... Maybe if they p*ss me off any more I'll start giving advice on here -oh, but that would be misconduct, I could lose my job ... oh.

Great to meet you all. Don't know how regular or frequent I'll be but I'll try.

smashedbooboo

Hey hun, we all have a job to do and on here we are non judgemental. Its good to meet you too. Please stick around and keep posting. We will watch out for your thread and help out where we can. And please dont mention another heart attack. Not good. Nope not good at all. Now go to bed and try and get some rest. Have a good day tomorrow hun. And you can give advice. No one needs to know as long as you use your username only. anyway night night hun. take care x x x x x

boredofbeingathome

Well what can you say to a company like that?

Collecting for the govt, you would need a massive hat with the debt problems they have, never mind the large unnacounted for expense trail, the doing up of flats, the insertion of kitchens, the paying of relatives....no wonder you are stressed, and no wonder this country is in a pickle.
Gordon and his cronies have this country on its knees, they are screwing us over royally and really are the countries highest paid prostitutes, being in bed with the biggest !!!!!! on this planet who is the good old president of the USA...what could you make with those initials?

Hope you sleep a bit better tonight. BOB x

piglet29

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

Here vlad sink your teeth into this one (pardon the pun!)

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=741653

Hilarious!!And full of wonderful ideas, the lion sleeps tonight is etched on my memory.
for bubbles..just one of many i subscribe too!

That thread is brilliant bob, soooooooooooo funny:rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

piglet29 wrote: »

That thread is brilliant bob, soooooooooooo funny:rotfl:

I love it, i go on every now and then to cheer myself up.. a lot cheaper than a night it with Mr.B and a lot more funnier, but then again when he dances:rotfl: :rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Anyway folks i am off to my pit or the sofa bed, depending on the level of drugs i have had to dampen the noise that is MR. B's dulcett snore, fart, snort..........

The drugs being Valerian, wouldn't want you thinking otherwise, although..............

piglet29

Night night bob, see you soon, take care xx

Im off now too, promised bubbles i would try and get to bed a bit earlier tonight!!!

Well it is a ittle bit earlier!!:)


Sleep well everyone,
see you all tomorrrow
Love Piglet

xx

VLADTHEIMPALA

Or maybe its the Diazepam. What made me laugh out loud in my kitchen just now was thinking about how busy all these scheisters have kept me, and I remembered another thing that always sets me off: Dinnerladies - I haven't got time for an orgasm ... I haven't blown my nose since last Wednesday'.

Goodnight

My cats Charlie and Dodgem (she walks about with her tail upright, and Charlie does public service announcements about playing with matches (you're too young I expect)) are still up and will be bouncing off the walls most of the night but alas although Charlie can use a laptop she can only type o1ft3bpbyciuubvqliy87[-9yfr3pyvqgoggvuvyy and her paws are too fluffy to use the mouse pad.:D
P.S. unWelcome Fine ance don't have any bollards or they'd have the courtesy to reply.