Competitions Discussion Thread Part 5

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One for Corrie viewers

Apparently in next week's episode David's girlfriend and Deirdrie's mum feel really sorry for David, and end up in tears. David tells them: "Don't cry for me, Blanche and Tina!" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:<script language="javascript"><!-- document.write('<style type="text/css">.scripthide !! display: none; } .scriptinline !! display: inline; } .scriptblock !! display: block; }</style>'); //--></script><noscript></noscript><style type="text/css">.scripthide !! display: none; } .scriptinline !! display: inline; } .scriptblock !! display: block; }</style><script language="javascript1.2"><!-- if (document.getElementById) document.write('<style type="text/css">.script12hide !! display: none; } .script12inline !! display: inline; } .script12block !! display: block; } .lnav !! position: absolute; } .lnavch !! margin-left:23.0ex;}</style>'); //--></script><style type="text/css">.script12hide !! display: none; } .script12inline !! display: inline; } .script12block !! display: block; } .lnav !! position: absolute; } .lnavch !! margin-left:23.0ex;}</style><script language="javascript1.3"><!-- if (document.getElementById) document.write('<style type="text/css">.script13hide !! display: none; } .script13inline !! display: inline; } .script13block !! display: block; }</style>'); //--></script><style type="text/css">.script13hide !! display: none; } .script13inline !! display: inline; } .script13block !! display: block; }</style><style type="text/css"><!-- @import "/groups/style.css?ig=1&av=&hl=en&v=408"; --></style><script language="javascript1.3" src="/groups/static/release/g2_common-bf2d92e99c860d1b2ac88ff0f8578cbb.js"></script><script language="javascript"><!-- //

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Snidely

And another

A woman called Lorraine comes to the street and becomes possessive of David and will not let him mix with anyone else. This upsets David as he has developed a crush on Ken's wife. Eventually Lorraine tires of David and leaves. That night David walks into the Rovers' singing. "I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone.":rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: <script language="javascript"><!-- document.write('<style type="text/css">.scripthide !! display: none; } .scriptinline !! display: inline; } .scriptblock !! display: block; }</style>'); //--></script><noscript></noscript><style type="text/css">.scripthide !! display: none; } .scriptinline !! display: inline; } .scriptblock !! display: block; }</style><script language="javascript1.2"><!-- if (document.getElementById) document.write('<style type="text/css">.script12hide !! display: none; } .script12inline !! display: inline; } .script12block !! display: block; } .lnav !! position: absolute; } .lnavch !! margin-left:23.0ex;}</style>'); //--></script><style type="text/css">.script12hide !! display: none; } .script12inline !! display: inline; } .script12block !! display: block; } .lnav !! position: absolute; } .lnavch !! margin-left:23.0ex;}</style><script language="javascript1.3"><!-- if (document.getElementById) document.write('<style type="text/css">.script13hide !! display: none; } .script13inline !! display: inline; } .script13block !! display: block; }</style>'); //--></script><style type="text/css">.script13hide !! display: none; } .script13inline !! display: inline; } .script13block !! display: block; }</style><style type="text/css"><!-- @import "/groups/style.css?ig=1&av=&hl=en&v=408"; --></style><script language="javascript1.3" src="/groups/static/release/g2_common-bf2d92e99c860d1b2ac88ff0f8578cbb.js"></script><script language="javascript"><!-- //

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Snidely

catz747 wrote: »

Help!! Catz google searches are being hampered by this:

We're sorry...

... but your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or spyware application. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.

Any way around it

A google search gives 333 000 hits on that error message. I've had it when I visit google newsgoups but it seems to pass of it's own accord

catz747

Yeah, it was on Google itself, got to about page 18 and then it wouldn't let me see any more

Dalkirst

Yeah not you then i remember it did it for me after about page 10:)

catz747

So, I have to go away for a few days in a couple of weeks and wondering: shall I take the next day off work to catch up on the comps & that.

I'm not addicted am I? :eek:

fluffynit

we could write a "catz won't be coming into work today" note to your boss.

catz747

They throw a party at the admin office when I book a day off - so I did it

VelvetGlove

catz - I love your new smilies! They make me giggle out loud & smile a stupid big grin!

perfectlypoor

hi not being someone who likes waiting was just wondering if there is an instant win thread listing the comps where you find out 'there and then' if you have won?. thanks PP