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No $#!+ Sherlock
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Stephen_Leak
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Firstly, I accept that things like peanut allergy, which can kill, require product labelling which covers every possible level of human stupidity and for bars of peanut brittle to carry the warning, "Contains nuts". However ...
A 50g tin of ASDA anchovy fillets in olive oil also carries the following revelation to everyone who decided to mess around in their home economics classes: "Contains fish".
No $#!+ Sherlock. Any other examples of the bl**ding obvious?
A 50g tin of ASDA anchovy fillets in olive oil also carries the following revelation to everyone who decided to mess around in their home economics classes: "Contains fish".
No $#!+ Sherlock. Any other examples of the bl**ding obvious?
The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in my life. 
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Milk at Tesco: 'Contains milk'.
You would be surprised how many people don't know what anchovies are! xGone ... or have I?0 -
Sleeping tablets which say, "May cause drowsiness"I'd rather be an Optimist and be proved wrong than a Pessimist and be proved right.0
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Having been sued for millions by one of the braindead morons who infest our planet, McDonalds now add the helpful information to their flame-grilled burger packaging "warning - product may be hot".
Hint: the clue's in the words "flame-grilled"
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky
Any advice that you receive from me is worth exactly what you paid for it. Not a penny more or a penny less.0 -
lasagne from m&s - contains meat...0
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Baby Tixylix advises it may cause drowsiness so the patient shouldn't drive or operate machinery :rotfl:Here I go again on my own....0
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Baby Tixylix advises it may cause drowsiness so the patient shouldn't drive or operate machinery :rotfl:
Thats not fair, all kids should be able to play with their Tonka Toys. My son loved the diggers, shame he would not have been allowed to use it.:DI'd rather be an Optimist and be proved wrong than a Pessimist and be proved right.0 -
I have a sling which I bought from the USA which states something like "child must be removed before placing in the washing machine".
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I had some pills for my dog before christmas that came with the warning
"May cause drowsiness, do not drive or operate machinery"
So should you ever see a small Westie careering down the road in a renault clio you know why
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One of my favourite Lee Evans quotes:
Lee Evans: I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, f**king YES! That's what I bought the b*ggers for! You'd be p*ssed off if you opened it and a socket set fell out!0 -
Pretty much every Tesco product that is fish derived , including battered fish and frozen fish steaks , says on it - Allergy Advice , Contains Fish .0
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