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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Do what you're told Spud! I hear she pats the naughty ones on the back - below waist level... :eek:

    :eek: :rotfl:

    I'm trying to persuade DS to let me watch Crufts - he's having none of it :rolleyes:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    Darn tootin'! And if they're REALLY naughty... <whispers>

    Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Ooh! Madam! I bet that brings tears to their eyes...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Ooh! Madam! I be that brings tears to their eyes...

    Could give you a demo if you're man enough for the pain...... :D
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    :eek: :rotfl:

    I'm trying to persuade DS to let me watch Crufts - he's having none of it :rolleyes:

    Your house sounds like mine...I am totally out numbered by men DS#1 is in living room playing on Nintendo Wii Mario Olympics, DS#2 is in play room on Xbox 360 and OH is using office comp playing call of duty 4...so every TV in house taken.. I am stooped over laptop, which is next to Xbox for internet connection my back is killing and I have a gun battle going in my earhole right next to me.

    Men...
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    But I'm a good boy... ;)

    Try it on a lurker...the last one to pipe up and say something gets your tender mercies...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    Your house sounds like mine...I am totally out numbered by men DS#1 is in living room playing on Nintendo Wii Mario Olympics, DS#2 is in play room on Xbox 360 and OH is using office comp playing call of duty 4...so every TV in house taken.. I am stooped over laptop, which is next to Xbox for internet connection my back is killing and I have a gun battle going in my earhole right next to me.

    Men...

    Well, I could go upstairs....but that would mean logging off here :rolleyes:

    Thank heavens for Sky Plus :D
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    Your house sounds like mine...I am totally out numbered by men DS#1 is in living room playing on Nintendo Wii Mario Olympics, DS#2 is in play room on Xbox 360 and OH is using office comp playing call of duty 4...so every TV in house taken.. I am stooped over laptop, which is next to Xbox for internet connection my back is killing and I have a gun battle going in my earhole right next to me.

    Men...

    Do they not fight online in teams?

    That's one of the best forms of gameplay.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    But I'm a good boy... ;)

    Try it on a lurker...the last one to pipe up and say something gets your tender mercies...

    'Tender' is certainly one way of putting it...! Well, the recipient is afterward... but then again they don't have the energy or spirit to complain. :cool:

    And you a good boy? Really? :D
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    And you a good boy? Really? :D

    Dont believe a word of it - he's naughty but nice ;)
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Do they not fight online in teams?

    That's one of the best forms of gameplay.

    Yes they do - DS2 is on Halo playing on a team with his school friends and they talk with earpieces. Its amazing really! I used to play with a bat and ball outside against the coalhouse door.
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
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