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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'll go get the poles...

    I prefer English men really, pole's look so pale and miserable dont you think.
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    No hard work - I was incredibly lucky. I got my new job, without applying for any jobs at all. I just got chatting to my boss one day, and she offered me a job :p I've since been going to college, and just recently got my qualifications :D

    Ah, yes, luck is one thing, but you must have been doing other things right for your boss to have offered you the job! Pat yourself on the back for goodness' sake before I come over there and do it!! :rotfl:

    <looks suspiciously at Spud> You're not one of those people who blames themselves if things go wrong while simultaneously crediting others when things go right, are you??? :D:D:D
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Not when they see your clothes.

    Round their heads.

    They'll be flushed, hot and very happy...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'll go get the poles...

    North AND South, I hope....!
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    Ah, yes, luck is one thing, but you must have been doing other things right for your boss to have offered you the job! Pat yourself on the back for goodness' sake before I come over there and do it!! :rotfl:

    <looks suspiciously at Spud> You're not one of those people who blames themselves if things go wrong while simultaneously crediting others when things go right, are you??? :D:D:D

    Do what you're told Spud! I hear she pats the naughty ones on the back - below waist level... :eek:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Hahaha, I don't *think* they were about knickers, but you never know...:o

    Oh, actually, some were about Ann Summers, so technically they could have been. ;)

    Stu's gone out to a comedy club tonight, so the house is tidy and calm and the kids are settled...lol! I miss him though. :):)
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    North AND South, I hope....!

    Not to dance around. They're far too cold - her nipples will be standing up so har...

    :idea:

    Yep! Both of them!
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    Ephemera wrote: »
    Ah, yes, luck is one thing, but you must have been doing other things right for your boss to have offered you the job! Pat yourself on the back for goodness' sake before I come over there and do it!! :rotfl:

    <looks suspiciously at Spud> You're not one of those people who blames themselves if things go wrong while simultaneously crediting others when things go right, are you??? :D:D:D


    Erm, I am a bit like that yes :D

    I'm patting ;)
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Do what you're told Spud! I hear she pats the naughty ones on the back - below waist level... :eek:

    Darn tootin'! And if they're REALLY naughty... <whispers>

    Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    Hahaha, I don't *think* they were about knickers, but you never know...:o

    Oh, actually, some were about Ann Summers, so technically they could have been. ;)

    Stu's gone out to a comedy club tonight, so the house is tidy and calm and the kids are settled...lol! I miss him though. :):)

    Aww... :grouphug:

    Never mind - you can be naughty until he comes back. Then you can be naughty again...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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