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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    such a good boy.

    No one says that now...
    skint_spice wrote: »
    I'm off to study for a bit so if I reappear before 8:40 kick me out of the party.:p

    After a kindly chastisement... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    such a good boy.

    I'm off to study for a bit so if I reappear before 8:40 kick me out of the party.:p

    Isnt studying on a Saturday night illegal? If not, it flippin should be :D
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Aye oop.. what have I missed? :D
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    Too late was the cry.

    At least I might scare em a bit, maybe stop em treating other people the same way :o

    If they have presented a false instrument with the intention that it was to be taken to be true - that's fraud.

    If it was done under oath - that's perjury.

    Both are criminal offences, not civil. That means that unless he can blame some hapless underling, the chief officer of that bank could end up having to take his toothbrush to court.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    It was all for the best though, I'm really happy with my new career path :T

    Sometimes life's like that. Funny how we tend to expect life to be easy and fair.... when it doesn't have to be either! :cool:

    Glad it's finally working out for you, you must have put in some hard work to get where you are - well done you :T:T:T

    Now, where's me glass of cognac? :rotfl:
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    IA, sorry about the drunken text messages btw!! :o

    I've just read back my posts from last night, and they didn't make much sense, so I doubt if the texts did either! :rotfl:
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
    9780007258925
  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    If they have presented a false instrument with the intention that it was to be taken to be true - that's fraud.

    If it was done under oath - that's perjury.

    Both are criminal offences, not civil. That means that unless he can blame some hapless underling, the chief officer of that bank could end up having to take his toothbrush to court.

    OMG how funny would that be :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
    Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
  • Ephemera
    Ephemera Posts: 1,604 Forumite
    hey immoral_angel! Hows you?
    If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got.



  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    spud30 wrote: »
    OMG how funny would that be :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    But now you see why they will reverse the charging order. It's not something you'd want to even risk for one charging order.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    IA, sorry about the drunken text messages btw!! :o

    I've just read back my posts from last night, and they didn't make much sense, so I doubt if the texts did either! :rotfl:

    Were they about knickers too?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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