Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

mandy130

A couple gets married. Forty years later, they're in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs ... and he starts to cry.
She says, "What's the matter?"
He says, "Forty years ago, I couldn't wait to eat it, and now it looks like it can't wait to eat ME!"

rchlbentley

Probably heard before but.....

What do you call a man with a small !!!!.....

Justin

Lucyxx

jo32143 wrote: »

Try this..

In the search bar.. type in your name followed by needs...

ie.. my name is joanne
so joanne needs....
it came up with.. joannes needs to proofread carefully and check that she has used punctuation correctly !!!

bit of fun

LMFAO!!!!

I typed mine into google and it came up with ........

Lucy needs to be bonked
Lucy needs a home help

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

then I came across a page my sister wrote on bebo that I hadn't seen before - goingto investigate!!!

orangelily8

love it larzy
:rotfl::rotfl:

toniq

larzy wrote: »

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

I nearly spurted my drink!!!!:T :T :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

toniq

snap time xxxx

mandy130

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet."Are you hurt?" he asked."Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"

rchlbentley

Whats the difference between a gurkin and pubic hair?????

Nothing......you just brush em aside and carry on eating.

EverDecreasingCircles

jo32143 wrote: »

Try this..

In the search bar.. type in your name followed by needs...

ie.. my name is joanne
so joanne needs....
it came up with.. joannes needs to proofread carefully and check that she has used punctuation correctly !!!

bit of fun

I got 'Jennifer need a smack Daddy'

The 2nd one says 'Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now' Can't argue with that one

Jen x

mich_city

Michelle needs to just shut up

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=j>Michelle needs to move on with someone else since Tony’s no longer around
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Michelle needs to take care of her two little girls and stop running around the country trying to get votes for Obama

:eek: