Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

HotJam_2

I'll carry on for a few hours yet..

orangelily8

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"[/FONT]

cistolic

Toniq. dont ferget me prude age here hun. Sould I really join in. How old are you girl.

toniq

larzy

Won't be able to stay up too late got to drive to OH's parents tomorrow :rolleyes:

HAve not had any luck since my 1 win either but love this thread :cool:

toniq

Im 35!!!!!! xxxxx
Cistolic u r fine xxxxxxx ive got a cider are you drinking?x

cistolic

I did laugh at that one!

cistolic

Of course. as I said I had 35 cl of 75, now got about 20. Dont tell em out there what it is, I be in disgrace.
Sons 1969, 1972 and 1977. so you would relate to them. Go Away!!! don't mean it I too busy talking. Too pie eyed. forgot me meant to be clicking.

Juliepink26

[FONT=Verdana, Verdana]An Irishman was very ill and on the verge of dying. The doctor called the man's wife in and said,"There are three things that you can do to help your husband back to health" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Verdana]"What are they, sir?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Verdana]"One: You must make him three huge meals every day.
Two: Never argue with him.
Three: Make love to him every night. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Verdana]"Agreed." Said the woman. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Verdana]On the way home the husband asked what the doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Verdana]The woman replied,"Your going to die." [/FONT]

mandy130

I've been doing this snapping for so long now i think im starting to get a little confused