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Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx
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Gwen grab a drink and find a naughty joke! xxx where gonna have a laugh with this tonight xxxx#JusticeForGrenfell0
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Juliepink26 wrote: »Iam blond and irish....
(probley why ive failed driving test 9 times)
:eek::rotfl:;);) took me 3Just back into comping past few months to help me get over rubbish in life.... won Hotpoint fridge freezer, soda stream0 -
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her
to come back to his hotel.
When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first
man you ever made love to?"
She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.
"You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time!0 -
Try this..
In the search bar.. type in your name followed by needs...
ie.. my name is joanne
so joanne needs....
it came up with.. joannes needs to proofread carefully and check that she has used punctuation correctly !!!
bit of fun2007 Comping Challenge
Need £215.88.. Achieved May 2007
Won so far - 2 tickets Sugababes @ Wembley £50 plus Divine chocolates £15? (Thanks Fluffynit) 2 tickets Calvin Harris gig, photo shoot and free 8x 6 print, Monkey T Shirt, £10 Love 2 Shop Voucher Puzzler, Exclusive Tickets to BAFTA Awards plus dvd recorder. Laurence Llowelyn Bowen A Pinch of Posh Book, Electronic Deal or no Deal Game, Hoodie, Clinique Summer Essentials Pack, 4 Paperback Books. £25 real people, Grand old Duke of York Dvd, Bourne Box Set, Monogomy Game, Sophie Ellis Bexter CD.
Bank Charges reclaimed £995, HSBC Offered £806, I accepted.0 -
Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A: About three inches.New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time!0 -
Am I stupid. Had to go back and read again the walk into building joke to get it. Ha Hah, sstill not clicking though when in here.0
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Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
A: A widow0 -
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"0 -
then try it with wants..
Gritty realism is not what Joanne Wants !!! he he2007 Comping Challenge
Need £215.88.. Achieved May 2007
Won so far - 2 tickets Sugababes @ Wembley £50 plus Divine chocolates £15? (Thanks Fluffynit) 2 tickets Calvin Harris gig, photo shoot and free 8x 6 print, Monkey T Shirt, £10 Love 2 Shop Voucher Puzzler, Exclusive Tickets to BAFTA Awards plus dvd recorder. Laurence Llowelyn Bowen A Pinch of Posh Book, Electronic Deal or no Deal Game, Hoodie, Clinique Summer Essentials Pack, 4 Paperback Books. £25 real people, Grand old Duke of York Dvd, Bourne Box Set, Monogomy Game, Sophie Ellis Bexter CD.
Bank Charges reclaimed £995, HSBC Offered £806, I accepted.0 -
A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.
"Look at the size of his todger," says the man. "It's massive!"
"Yes dear," says the woman. "But at least he's got your ears".New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time!0
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