Techie Jokes

Miroslav

:rotfl:

That 1st guy takes ages then totally loses it :rotfl:

sho_me_da_money

Ha your German one is pretty cool im gonna pass it on but the first one i posted simply kills me.

He just slowly unwinds and then goes nutz

sho_me_da_money

Sorry admins,

Thanks for moving to correct place.

Lots of goodies here but you have to admit, the video i posted was well friggen funny.

Stephen_Leak

There are 10 types of computer technicians: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.

Nytehawk

A woman was helping her husband set up his
computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process, told
him
that he would now need to enter a password.
Something
he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to
his
wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to
his
wife he was keying in

P...

E...

N...

I...

S...




His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer
replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

wurzelsar

:silenced: :silenced: :silenced:

LittleJo

Hi,
This is said to be true!!!
Many years ago, OS licenses had to be paid monthly.
In return for which you got a mag tape (age showing here) that contained fixes and also reset the expiry date.
On one release they forgot to reset the expiry date.
Systems across the world started to crash, time zones and all that.
The workround was to set the date prior to month-end.
Did it really happen, or was it urban folklore?
Jo

rmg1

Dunno, but can you imagine the screams, wails and general gnashing of teeth ..... and the curses aimed at the OS provider?

GarethM_2

This is genuine as I worked in a call centre and took this call.

Working at an AOL call centre based in South Africa, we got all sorts of calls but I will never forget this one....

Gentleman calls in and says that his keyboard isn't working. Already I'm thinking hes calling the wrong place but I decide to help anyways. So I tell him to try and type into Notepad. He gets nothing.

I asked him to make sure the keyboard was plugged into the back of the PC properly. He said yes it was and even unplugged and plugged back in to make sure it hwasn't loose.

I then said that it sounded like a problem with the keyboard and asked if he had another keybaord he could try instead. He said yes he had another on his desk and then it went quiet as he tried to swap them around.

He came back. "Erm .. ummmm .. weeeelll .. you see ... I ummmm ... had the other plugged in and was using the wrong keybaord .. goodbye.. click"