Techie Jokes

blinky

Lots of techie geeky humour

http://www.bbspot.com/

Includes the classic Microsoft Licences Evil from Satan

intel

:rotfl: :rotfl:

pchelpman

How to tell if you're living with a computer geek .... they stare hard at the juice box because it says "concentrate".

The following is a list of undocumented Windows error codes which somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation ......

WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr 01A: Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available

Rikki

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Rikki

Another technical suggestion...................

mascherano

Al_Mac wrote: »

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?



Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.

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marleyboy

Excellent love it, are they actual??? Oh and can anyone tell me where the "any" key is???

[Deleted User]

Hi,

heh heh,:rotfl: liked that, good way to start the day, caffeine kick and a laugh. :rotfl:

sho_me_da_money

I haven't im afraid but im about to now.

What did you think of the guy in the above - as the article implies, he starts of slow but eventually super freaks out!

Miroslav

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_XxYaXHFCg

It has some swearing (subtitles, mainly starred out) and maybe some audio if you can speak German.

The real translation is here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA&mode=related&search=

Again, some swearing starred out.